chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
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chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
I, chumbucket, guildmaster of cA hereby announce that Calista of B_D and I have decided to marry. She has already, on two occasions, provided me with a dowry chosen from the floor of her house (whilst she was out shopping or some such). Her guildmates at B_D have also been most generous with their possessions and kind words. Naturally, this means that B_D will be merged into cA, with me remaining as guildmaster, Calista taking on the title "chum's Lady," Bregan Daerthe, current guildmaster of B_D, taking the title "chum's Fellar" and Kyfus, currently of B_D, taking on the title "Chum's Other Fellar." Everyone is invited. The date is TBA! I hope to see you there!
PS: Hemperor has agreed to be my best man.
First, a photo of me and the soon-to-be missus!
Here are the most recent photos of my time with B_D.
Here are some classic pictures of me and my pals in B_D!
PS: Hemperor has agreed to be my best man.
First, a photo of me and the soon-to-be missus!
Here are the most recent photos of my time with B_D.
Here are some classic pictures of me and my pals in B_D!
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ADDENDUM!
Calista of B_D
a haiku by chumbucket
for you Calista
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS
Calista of B_D
a haiku by chumbucket
for you Calista
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS
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SECOND ADDENDUM!
I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D. In three days time, I will select a winner who will receive 50, 000 gold. A runner up will receive 10,000 gold.
GET TO WRITING!
I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D. In three days time, I will select a winner who will receive 50, 000 gold. A runner up will receive 10,000 gold.
GET TO WRITING!
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for you Calistachumbucket wrote:SECOND ADDENDUM!
I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D. In three days time, I will select a winner who will receive 50, 000 gold. A runner up will receive 10,000 gold.
GET TO WRITING!
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS
Re: chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
I wear condoms made out of solid gold.
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
Derrick wrote:
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Chum u r a bum
Calista u take stuff from
B-D is not dumb
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Calista the Fair
Shining star of B-D guild
Chum do you take her
Calista u take stuff from
B-D is not dumb
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Calista the Fair
Shining star of B-D guild
Chum do you take her
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this is hilarious. that haiku had me laughing. i dont think anyone can top that
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my heart, a box, trap't...
your love a newb, click, KABOOM
I R NEW GLD PLS
edit:
One ingot, one box
One potion, purple in hue
Oops! Sorry, my love.
your love a newb, click, KABOOM
I R NEW GLD PLS
edit:
One ingot, one box
One potion, purple in hue
Oops! Sorry, my love.
Re: chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
Well this certainly is animal husbandry if ever there was any.
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Wow, I'm poor.
#2
calista the coy
with chum's frail heart she doth toy
too much for the boy
#2
That boom-crate's like love,
Her open heart, tender, ready to burst
Better Ort Por Ylem
#3
My muse Calista, sing
Godess of loot, love, and light
Wed this fair bard, now
#4
Glorious Maiden,
Chum's treasure trove incarnate,
Dare he open the box?
#5
Her guild's not sold yet,
but her heart is sure all his,
from her corpse that is
#2
calista the coy
with chum's frail heart she doth toy
too much for the boy
#2
That boom-crate's like love,
Her open heart, tender, ready to burst
Better Ort Por Ylem
#3
My muse Calista, sing
Godess of loot, love, and light
Wed this fair bard, now
#4
Glorious Maiden,
Chum's treasure trove incarnate,
Dare he open the box?
#5
Her guild's not sold yet,
but her heart is sure all his,
from her corpse that is
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backdown00 wrote:for you Calistachumbucket wrote: Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D.
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS
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Re: chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
#1:
Calista loves chum
She wants him to give her some
Chumbabies will come
#2:
Calista loves chum
She'll play with his little chum
Chumbabies will come
Edit: couldn't decide which one to use
Calista loves chum
She wants him to give her some
Chumbabies will come
#2:
Calista loves chum
She'll play with his little chum
Chumbabies will come
Edit: couldn't decide which one to use
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Chum, like a genie
While rubbing his bottle
He grants you your wish
While rubbing his bottle
He grants you your wish
Jono | Carnous | Micro
Re: chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Special Message
B_D death by box
Calista possesses a box
Chum loves both
Calista possesses a box
Chum loves both
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*Boom* goes the chumbox
Chum follows your ghost and says
U need better loots
or
B_D cannot stop
This true love from happening
Calista and Chum
or
Chum loves Calista
Is it for her pretty face?
No, it's for her loots
Chum follows your ghost and says
U need better loots
or
B_D cannot stop
This true love from happening
Calista and Chum
or
Chum loves Calista
Is it for her pretty face?
No, it's for her loots