Twinkle, twinkle, LITTLE STAR
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:22 pm
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While meandering through the lost cave of Eternal something or another (thx Boom), a man by the name of Baalx tryith to slay my thief bard! Unfortunately for him, he doesn't understand how the counting system of UOSA works. Long story short, I felt it was my duty as the protector of all things good and well to introduce him to the longstanding systemized culture of UOSA.
This new PvPer hath requested 2 tall candelabras from the ol' Vegy poo and who was I to turn him down? For I have all, and he hath not. Thus, I presented him with a deal with 2 candelabras for the price of one! Too good to be true!? I couldn't take my eyes off of you... Couldn't be, Roser assured him that I wouldn't scam him live on his stream that I happened to be watching that night... wherein I started massacring his friends. Oh let me not get sidetracked. Either way, this monstrosity was guilty of 4 murders in the last day! He would have been guilty for 5 but my thief bard is stealthy, and quite well prepared. Albeit, I may have retreated from a gank that he had partaken in and committed seppeku? I don't remember the details, but I know the results!
Welcome to UOSA fine chap! Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!
While meandering through the lost cave of Eternal something or another (thx Boom), a man by the name of Baalx tryith to slay my thief bard! Unfortunately for him, he doesn't understand how the counting system of UOSA works. Long story short, I felt it was my duty as the protector of all things good and well to introduce him to the longstanding systemized culture of UOSA.
This new PvPer hath requested 2 tall candelabras from the ol' Vegy poo and who was I to turn him down? For I have all, and he hath not. Thus, I presented him with a deal with 2 candelabras for the price of one! Too good to be true!? I couldn't take my eyes off of you... Couldn't be, Roser assured him that I wouldn't scam him live on his stream that I happened to be watching that night... wherein I started massacring his friends. Oh let me not get sidetracked. Either way, this monstrosity was guilty of 4 murders in the last day! He would have been guilty for 5 but my thief bard is stealthy, and quite well prepared. Albeit, I may have retreated from a gank that he had partaken in and committed seppeku? I don't remember the details, but I know the results!
Welcome to UOSA fine chap! Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!
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