UO Second Age

I regret to inform thee, citizen, that thine accusations are certainly misplaced. For I did not attain my status by killing those who wander the countryside healing wayward souls. I also regret to inform thee, that the definition of "legit" was given above. Killing "others" most ...

He was always such a puss. Remind me to tell you about the first time he saw a "headless one". Crapped himself, twice. Meanwhile, I was knocking it senseless with a club fashioned by the famed grandmaster carpenter "sir Pimpsalot". And to think, HE is king of this land instead of...

Or maybe, HE IS THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF THIS LAND AND YOU SHOULD ALL KEEP YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

http://my.uosecondage.com/Status/Player/37958

Back to the fields, knave, lest I have my guards decapitate thee.

HAHA.

Of course this happens under the watch of your ruler. British has never been able to control his citizens. Under my rule, the moment this pubescent teenager stepped into my castle, he'd find his head rolling right back out the door. It's hard to bow when one's neck is cleaved in twain.

Lord British the Pretender!

Were it not for an unfortunate spelling mistake on my birth certificate, I would rule this land.

I applaud your efforts chumbucket. Know that the Dread Lord Britjsh will always support your efforts to overthrow our most hated ruler.