THE KINGDOM OF ASCALON IS EXPANDING

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THE KINGDOM OF ASCALON IS EXPANDING

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The word on the streets is that the kingdom of ascalon are expanding :!: calling good and honest britannians from all walks of life to be a part of our glorious player run community! video links provided. :)

Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dYqbuZzr8

Episode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gMtmKG ... re=related

Episode 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYGYF8lg ... re=related

Episode 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3CvGlpO5pg

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lol, messed up is about all I can say.
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"i like your town"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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These are so cute omg

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Looks like what the actual K^A does. Well trys to do.
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damn, that was funny.

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Post by Cicero »

As a member of the Royal Council of the Kingdom of Ascalon I apologize to the UOSA community for these vile deeds done in the good name of our Kingdom. All I can hope is that others heed this message and do not fall prey to the immoral cash symbols.

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Duping new players is a time honored UO tradition. It's always been kind of lame but this is a game where personality is of no concern.

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yea basically if menti wasn't doing it, someone else would be. i try not to grief people too much. my victims can vouch for me.
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Menti [$$;] wrote:The word on the streets is that the kingdom of ascalon are expanding :!: calling good and honest britannians from all walks of life to be a part of our glorious player run community! video links provided. :)

Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dYqbuZzr8

Episode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gMtmKG ... re=related

Episode 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYGYF8lg ... re=related

Episode 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3CvGlpO5pg

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I laughed so fcuking hard at the first one. watching the rest now.
great work :)

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Post by Populus »

Episode 1 was great stuff.
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Post by stevedub40 »

Haha, so very funny. Griefing new people on the shard is a great way to keep a good player base...

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I did not find them funny, original or imaginative. A simple scam to lure new players into a house and gank them, nothing that has not been done before.

Ho-hum.
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Post by Lucien »

That is really pretty lame... I imagine what is in their heads right after someone offers them shelter and they get death.

Did you at least resurrect them?

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only funny to me cause your actually using my guild to kill newbies lol ridiculous.

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