Selling Castle! A Pervert's Dream!SOLD

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Selling Castle! A Pervert's Dream!SOLD

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Do you have too much gold?!?!?!

Not enough space to display all your rares and other trammel?!??!

Your established friends making fun of you for living in a tiny keep?

HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

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Located in a quiet area south of Trinsic, this tower has all the space that you need to live you wizard life to the fullest!

And for the creepo that you pretend you're not, check out the bay behind you!
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Full disclosure, this courtyard is not secure, but I have a solution for you:
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Starting bid on this dream castle is 3 mil
Buyout is set at 3.9mil

Auction will run 1 week, or 24 hours after last bid.
I'll accept public bids only. Private buyouts are also acceptable.

If a broker is desired, Banks can be used.
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does it by chance come with a drum or tamberine?
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Harp
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If I win this, I demand that you change the title of this thread to Selling cAstle! A Pervert's Dream!

Thanks in advance.
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Nice job placing sir...where do I pick up my 2 small deeds?


EDIT: all paid up as promised.
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I thought we agreed on Cockbay Castle?
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You need something like this.
I understand you are showing up the fact you're near cockbay but what castle is complete without a cock for deco?

3.1mil by the way

I think the two smalls at yew will almost cover this once they sell... You accepting rares to Downs or just gold?
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This the spot that idoc'd the other night ?
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Yea it's the same castle.

Smit, depends on the rares. Not looking for spawning rares unless they're higher end. Gold is easier but feel free to offer something for evaluation by my panel of experts.

Smit leads tonite with 3.1 mil
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Downs wrote:Yea it's the same castle.

Smit, depends on the rares. Not looking for spawning rares unless they're higher end. Gold is easier but feel free to offer something for evaluation by my panel of experts.

Smit leads tonite with 3.1 mil
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Could you login please I have an offer I don't think you could refuse.
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Lol someone just give this castle to farnk, he needs to live in cockbay, suits his image.
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bid retracted
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Morning bump. We won't judge you for bidding on this castle, even though it probably means you're into some weird stuff
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This thread is titillating.

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