Take Heed!

[The Real Hemperor]

No fortified wine, no matter how satisfying, could ever quench my thirst for vengeance against the impostor. But he has fled to distant realms in the East, and I cannot follow. For now, I must rest content to know that I, the one true Hemperor, am sovereign of these lands once again.

Alas, my Canadian fortress has been overrun with a pack of mangy American dogs. They will soon know why they are afraid of the dark. They will soon know the bitter taste of death just as I will once again know the sweet victorious taste of fortified wines.

My time has come again. All who oppose me shall perish in a storm of surcoats and Thunderbird. Take heed, UOSA! Take heed!

Signed,
the real Hemperor,
Emperor of Hemp,
Drinker of Fortified Wines,
Bearer of the Surcoat of Truth and Justice

[Hemperor]

Everyone knows the real Hemperor drinks Canadian liquor, or shitty American canned beer when wallet is light
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2: Did I hack "your" Facebook?

[Hicha]

You're both full of crap. Real Canadians only drink this:

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[BlackFoot]

wong is eating the chipz!