OS**T! ZOMBIES!
OS**T! ZOMBIES!
Today is my birthday. In RL it kind of sucked, because of a series of unfortunate events this morning (ie waking up and finding out the dog ate a hole in the sofa, etc etc). So, I decided to log into UO and have a party with my friend Mr. Skeleton.
What I found when I logged in has traumatized me for life.
I had just come in the front door and was about to show off my cake to Skelly (mmmm grey cake. My favorite flavor). As I walked in the house, Skelly raised his lantern and asked me "Did you hear that?". At first I thought he was just being paranoid. The poor guy was robbed by cA a couple of years ago and never really got over it. I was about to quickly dismiss him, when I heard it too. A kind of annoying groaning. I set down the cake, and went to peek out the door. As I did, a huge wave of zombies plowed through and into the house. I pushed back as many as possible, and then hopped my table barrier as fast as my house lockdown macros would allow. Unfortunately, a few had already made it through. Mr Skeleton and I had to lay the smack down on them quick, fast, and in a hurry. Once we had gotten them all (or so I thought), I turned around to retrieve the cake and survey the scene.
Meanwhile, on another character, I had heard of this mass zombie invasion and so I decided to log in and check it out. As soon as I poof'd into existence in Sosaria, I could see the dire nature of this situation. I quickly opened the front door and hacked/slashed to my heart's content until (with a little help from some friends) most of the zeds were back to being re-dead.
So, if you're the adventurous type and know where I live, you might want to head over and check things out. When I finally got to safety and logged, there were still a ton of zombies roaming the forest (though not nearly as many as the first wave). Good luck to you sirs.
What I found when I logged in has traumatized me for life.
I had just come in the front door and was about to show off my cake to Skelly (mmmm grey cake. My favorite flavor). As I walked in the house, Skelly raised his lantern and asked me "Did you hear that?". At first I thought he was just being paranoid. The poor guy was robbed by cA a couple of years ago and never really got over it. I was about to quickly dismiss him, when I heard it too. A kind of annoying groaning. I set down the cake, and went to peek out the door. As I did, a huge wave of zombies plowed through and into the house. I pushed back as many as possible, and then hopped my table barrier as fast as my house lockdown macros would allow. Unfortunately, a few had already made it through. Mr Skeleton and I had to lay the smack down on them quick, fast, and in a hurry. Once we had gotten them all (or so I thought), I turned around to retrieve the cake and survey the scene.
Meanwhile, on another character, I had heard of this mass zombie invasion and so I decided to log in and check it out. As soon as I poof'd into existence in Sosaria, I could see the dire nature of this situation. I quickly opened the front door and hacked/slashed to my heart's content until (with a little help from some friends) most of the zeds were back to being re-dead.
So, if you're the adventurous type and know where I live, you might want to head over and check things out. When I finally got to safety and logged, there were still a ton of zombies roaming the forest (though not nearly as many as the first wave). Good luck to you sirs.
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On an unrelated note: Plz don't judge the deco. In the keep it's only about half done (or in the case of the W room, not done at all). The small isn't even technically my house, so any lack of deco comments go to it's owner.
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Happy birthday, also wtf there was mass zombies this morning?
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Just on the peninsula E of Brit. I dunno what happened. I think someone may be dumping excess poison pots into the indian burial ground that is right there.
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everytime sjane shows up she brings a freakin zombie hoard
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everytime a zombie hoard shows up they bring a freakin sjane
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Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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Yes to both.
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Thank you sir. I got the idea from UO cafeteria or someplace, and heavily modified it to work with T2A deco mechanics.
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Haha I actually went to lend a hand, I thought you were joking at first. Turns out you weren't and there were indeed massive amounts of zombies xD.
Was brief but fun, givf more zombie invasions.
Was brief but fun, givf more zombie invasions.
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