This is my report on my patrol of August 14, 2011. It will be a 5 part report with plenty of criminals and Justice.
As usual, I check in a little early so I can help myslef with complimentary Kolaches sent over by Lord British's servants. On this particular day we got lemon flavor filled ones
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On my way through the city, I approach the dock areas. This is when I meet Ruckus, a known criminal. During our conversation he decides to snoop me. Upon his successful snoop he makes my anti-snooping kit go off and he is promptly poisoned.
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Ruckus learns being nosey is not always a good thing when Border Patrol is around. He promptly succumbs to the toxic cocktale and turns into a stanky corpse that reeks of a smell akin to dead fish.
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As I approach West Britain Bank I see ILuvTitties already been served and some other criminal is being served vigilante Justice.
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Everything is peaceful until a vile criminal named Rudyard approaches. He is very very grey and looking for a fight. I am looking for Justice. Since we both know what we are looking for a battle ensues.
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Soon the battle sways heavily in my favor and he starts running for his life. I am the only Officer on duty at this time so I have no choice but to chase him and hope he makes a mistake.
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Knowing that he got in over his head on this fight he continues to flee in terror. He is running so fast he looks like a grey blur.
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The Law finally catches up to this vile criminal and Justice is served with great fury. He is knocked from his mount with the final blow and his spirit leaves it's earthy vessel.
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With Rudyard dead his corpse litters one of the main streets in Britain. After his corpse is hauled off the sanitation department comes in to disenfect the area.
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Soon after, I meet some poor young soul who is tired of all the InJustice and griefing he has had to deal with here. He tells me that I should be ashamed of what I have done him. I tell the young lad I have done no wrong to him and don't even know who he is. He asks me if I am in BPD and I tell him yes. He explains how me and some other BPD members have been griefing new players who are AFK macroing but were not wearing the tags at the time.
He also tells me that one had my name...Border Patrol. I let him know that it is not me nor is it the BPD force who has done these InJustices to him and others. I explain how Atraxi had warned me of the fake Border Patrol imposter the day before.
After we talk he is curious about the "real" BPD. I show him our HQ and while we are in conversation up walks the imposters. They have come to not only talk smack but to taunt this young lad and me. They both are wearing pink.
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That does it for part 1. There is more to come in part 2.
