This will in all likelihood never happen, so here's to cA forever! Huzzah!
I found myself outside a beautiful brick whilst out for a stroll in the lovely icy landscape. In front of me a blue shining light flashes out of nowhere, blinding me and everyone near it. I manage to hide in time.
Out rushes four adventurers, two male and two female. One of them was in a rush to get inside, maybe they had eaten some of chainsoar's food and needed to get rid of it. Door was left opened and so I took this as an invitation.
Not long after, they all left in a blue shiny portal like the one they had arrived with. They let me in and left me here, obviously they wanted me to have all their fine loot. I am not one to say "No".
When I had finished moving their gifts to my property I came back to thank them face to face. But the man went berserk and hit me with his magical weapon until I lay bloody on the floor.
The whole group of adventurers came back and Fourplay was wondering about the dead girl on the floor.
"This is Vegas all over again!", he did not actually say that. But his face did.
Roughly everything looted: