UO Second Age

I am so confused
this is my first time writing
haiku about downs

A haiku about Downs
That doesn't even make sense
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hiicha wrote:A haiku about Downs
That doesn't even make sense
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I lol'd,
but it's not on topic! I want to stress the fact that Downs does NOT bank-sit, or do many trammel related things. He mearly has a desire to collect trammel relics.

Ahh, i didn't read in the original post that this was just about rare collecting. Alright then, my updated submission:

5 - He's posting and bidding
7 - for troll crap and a knitting
5 - Isn't tram fitting?


Are these going to be voted on or will you update with what is best? I'd like to keep trying to beat the best

post as much as you like, ill pick a winner and update the ones that I like onto the main post.

Pleased he's in cA
Downs stares at his Trammel keep
That Matron won't yoink

These are so good .. (sorry I don't know "downs") I see a lot of good work here .. so I'm adding 10k to prizes.. Matron plz contact me via pm to set up my 10k donation to prizes..

Alone in his keep
Wearing his full phoenix suit
Downs has won UO

it may help u to know that Downs = Paul Auger

Trammel Stairs
Lead Downs Up To His
Trammel Rares

3,5,3 is also haiku!

Studded ranger suit
Many hours at the computer
His wife is angry

The monitor's glare
horse dung, black sandals, dirty pan
A dark and lonely room

Only two more hours
Open book will spawn before then
Faster than Blackfoot?

5 - Buying all you see
7 - Pixelated fantasy
5 - Must farm more gp

5 - Its one of a kind
7 - A broken table to find
5 - Kal Ort Por some more