UO Second Age

The book i found said " Being the King of Tamers and a forum auction scammer, I have amassed quite a fortune over my time here. Because of that, you have won a fantastic prize! PM me in forums or IRC: GuardianKnight

A large monetary amount ( no less than 10k) and/or wonderful rares. Hurry up...contest ends soon!!!
Guardianknight
GuardianKnight
GuardianKNight
King of tamers "

Well, you are the king of tamers.

You argue alot....i have no doubt now that you are for sure a lady. Until proven otherwise, you are to have monthly problems.

I think that's something out of your control.

Besides, it's a well known fact that I am a man of the highest degree of masculinity.

You write with to much femininity, have to much creativity, and you relate to female pictures with your personal avatar. And guys don't say I'm a man with the highest masculinity.

Well, I was so upset that my book wasn't real that I had to go out and earn 10k just to make myself feel like a winner again.

And just for the record, the highest masculinity probably involves having sex with other men. I can back this up historically (wrote an essay on it in college). Look at the Samurai or the ancient Greeks, or Pirates, or lumberjacks. This is not a critique of anyone's lifestyle, just a point.

GuardianKnight wrote:You write with to much femininity, have to much creativity, and you relate to female pictures with your personal avatar. And guys don't say I'm a man with the highest masculinity.

Plus no man with the highest masculinity really listens to KT Tunstall...unless it's of the highest masculinity Commodore Axavious is referencing.

GuardianKnight wrote:You argue alot....i have no doubt now that you are for sure a lady. Until proven otherwise, you are to have monthly problems.

Douche. And don't forget, it's scientifically proven that men PMS too.

SJane3384 wrote:

GuardianKnight wrote:You argue alot....i have no doubt now that you are for sure a lady. Until proven otherwise, you are to have monthly problems.

Douche. And don't forget, it's scientifically proven that men PMS too.

It's true. Evidence can been seen if you search the posts of GuardianKnight on this very forum!

Kt Tunstall is awesome, and don't you forget it.

Commodore Axavious wrote: And just for the record, the highest masculinity probably involves having sex with other men.

NOOOOES PRISTIQ IS MORE MASCULINE THEN I :<

Downs wrote:

SJane3384 wrote:

GuardianKnight wrote:You argue alot....i have no doubt now that you are for sure a lady. Until proven otherwise, you are to have monthly problems.

Douche. And don't forget, it's scientifically proven that men PMS too.

It's true. Evidence can been seen if you search the posts of GuardianKnight on this very forum!

I'm a slight troll to people who do bad things. You'll notice that most things i say are in response to people who are known to be iffy. I'm kinda the opposite energy of CA, who like to troll the good guys.

GK is a stand up guy, he's giving out prizes at Skara right now!

Thanks for the GLD!

Ok everyone, i tried to pay as many as i could...

I then got Pmed by matron and SHE said she had a book so i did something different than i did with everyone else...i didn't ask to see HER book *knowing what she would do* i gave her 10k gold and as expected it said "thanks for the money".

Your very welcome.


PS i handed out 100k gold and 3 items.

aw crap, you actually gave out prizes? I thought Manowar was joking. Don't worry, I won't ask you to pay me for my "winning book"... nice enough of you to give to anyone. Cheers!