UO Second Age

Malaikat wrote:

Downs wrote:aaaannnnnd end thread, unless you guys wanna discuss wizard hat fashion concepts

I like them with a slight fold at the top, rather than all pointy.

Oh yeah. Absolutely. I can't stand the pointy top. Having it lopped to the side feels much more relaxed.

Mortpure wrote:We didt block your gh, we just put items there for fun. I dunno how to do that cause, honestly, i don't have time to lose lol. So hum, good fun for you i suppose lol. Enjoy the adventures across the lands!!!Lol, and orc guy, continue to talk with your dumb pixel language . Anyone normal on this game?

Lightshade, next time out to D^D mark an extra rune plz.

Drunk Monk wrote: Lightshade, next time out to D^D mark an extra rune plz.

Glad to see my guildies are making a name for themselves.

Come on guys! Don't let me down...

Here is the location that these foul and not too bright creatures have been known to flee! They like to wear Turquoise Wizard hats! Turquoise!!!! They also do not lock their doors and then petition poor Lord British for Item Insurance when they are robbed in the night. What foul and loathesome creatures indeed.

They are known to hide right between the Chaos Shrine and the Spirituality Shrine.
-L/S

The last location my spies informed me of was:




I heard rumors that they have moved. I haven't confirmed that , yet.

There was a rowdy bunch at the tavern the other night that had most assuredly had too much to drink... I overheard them mentioning that the one named Mortpure lived in the Jungles of Trinsic macroing hiding in his own Large Brick home.

-L/S

*laughs heartily*

Light, you get your information from drunken tavern-crawlers. I prefer the whispers of trained "informants". The reports are more scarce, but tend to be more reliable.

Those drunken tavern-crawlers drew a map of Mortpure's whereabouts.



Not bad for a bunch of rowdy drunks, I dare say!

-L/S

Touché.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to behead some spies. I can be hard to work for.

Meh, when the vile creatures have served their purpose, its best to dispose of the evidence.

When they are serving their purpose is when I need them alive.

When they fail, I take them on a sailing trip. In deep, secluded waters. Those sea serps can be tricky. Somehow, I always end up the sole survivor. Curious.

Anyone wanna go fishing?

The fish don't seem to be biting here.

Hohoho, dabu umans. Oll Bludchok'r-hai uruks, r'hemember whur dem panzees lib, ukie?! *sharpens fangs*

NOOGGRRAAAHH!!!

They're Guild Hall is quite close to the Urk Fort. I heard the most distressing tale. It is rumored they plot and plan an attack on the Urk Fort to rob the Urks of their shinies!

Does their villainry know no bounds!?!?!?

Nub tujch shinnies!