UO Second Age

bump. Keep the orders coming.

Bump.

Ask for references.

I will price match.

smooth transaction nice friendly service will buy from again

Thanks Johnny, good trade.

bump.

My stock is practically unlimited on frenzieds...

Bump.

Buy 5 get 1 Free

Dear sir or m'am,

Do you offer refunds? Yesterday I purchased your floor model brown ostard and it's leg fell off.

Thank you for your time.

Dear sir or m'am,

Please ignore my prior post asking for a refund. My brother, who was riding the ostard at the time, just informed me the leg was actually intentionally hacked off with a halberd.

Dear sir or m'am,

Sorry to bother you again. Would you accept a one legged ostard as trade-in for a llama with all of its legs intact?

My guess is that the frenzied ostard in question was purchased from JACKO. JACKO is known for selling refurbished ostards which are not guaranteed in their condition.

As a fair business person, I would be willing to accept the defunct ostard and exchange it for a brand new one.

I will then take the defunct ostard to the salvage yard...

I noticed Jacko sells her frenzieds cheaper than you buddy and you will not find a kinder person than her. The only thing refurbished is your mouth.

DarK PreZ wrote:I noticed Jacko sells her frenzieds cheaper than you buddy and you will not find a kinder person than her. The only thing refurbished is your mouth.

Thanks for the bump, troll.
If you notice I offer price matching as well.

But, I have lots of happy repeat customers.

Have a great day!

Thanks nerd, spend your life merchandising away.

DarK PreZ wrote:Thanks nerd, spend your life merchandising away.

Spend your life making new forums accounts to troll.

Actually it's my first day back in 2 years, but thanks for the accusation.