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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:25 am
by esteban
My collection proves
Master, I will not repeat,
"I R NEW GLD PLS"
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:43 am
by Hans
MatronDeWinter wrote:I want to stress the fact that Downs does NOT bank-sit, or do many trammel related things. He mearly has a desire to collect trammel relics.
Ok, that is helpful. Let me try a few more:
Downs is down with rares.
He collects them all in pairs.
Just sits there and stares.
Downs hates Fellucia
Trammel has the bestest loot
He deco's his house
Trammel mans jealous
their treasure is all missing
Downs has all their loot
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:03 pm
by chumbucket
On his keep
An entire day's work
Dirty pan
Also for the skeptics:
"Contemporary haiku writers are now penning their verse in 3-5-3 format as well."
http://poetry-magazine.com/poetry/poetry-009/08page.htm
EDITED CAUSE I CAN'T COUNT
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:48 am
by MatronDeWinter
chumbucket wrote:Only two more hours
Open book will spawn before then
Faster than Blackfoot?
a m a z i n g
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:48 pm
by chumbucket
A warm bed at night
Dreaming of pink neon mounts
Oh please, Derrick, please.
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:11 pm
by Pacifico
Downs trammel riches?
He works at the museum
Gets paid in pixel
Where are you at downs
A stone sinks into the ground
At last you are home
The bigger the keep
More trammel riches downs stores
Could he be Blackfoot?!
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:32 pm
by akumaizer
It is all Down's fault
Too much Trammel in one keep
Server has crashed twice
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:41 pm
by Brules
akumaizer wrote:It is all Down's fault
Too much Trammel in one keep
Server has crashed twice
Nice.
My entry:
grey anarchic
trammel fantasizes
gusting, mockingly
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:44 pm
by applejack
Downs has too much crap
His keep is crashing server
He has won UO
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:49 pm
by Daolin
World begins to seize
More server donations please
Atlas crushed by these
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:51 pm
by chumbucket
A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:40 am
by chumbucket
chumbucket wrote:A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.
I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:05 am
by chainsoar
chumbucket wrote:chumbucket wrote:A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.
I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.
That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:25 pm
by chumbucket
chainsoar wrote:chumbucket wrote:chumbucket wrote:A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.
I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.
That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.
6 7 5 but yeah i suck at counting syllables apparently
Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:30 pm
by Hicha
chainsoar wrote:chumbucket wrote:chumbucket wrote:A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.
I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.
That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.
A field of tram-mel = 5
Thus: "The ser-ver has crashed." = 6
He has won U-O = 5