UO Second Age

I know the Deadline is over but...it sounds fun
Biden: When I was little I used to suck my thumb
Putin: Americans are Sissies, I sucked my entire fist

Putin: I can't believe people haven't figured out we are really Rumsfield and Clinton...
Biden: I told you, I know great make-up artists

Putin: Hmph..tee-hee...I am really Josh Lee
Biden: I have to give you a thumbs up. You Killed me on Princess Peach.

Sorry it's taking so long. One of the judges went MIA, and we're trying to confirm with him. Pretty sure we have a winner, though

Grats to Huzke, winner of the 10k! You all did a great job, thanks for participating!