UO Second Age

First couple weeks playing here, almost completely macroing my tank mage.. macro'd fighting skills last. I'm farming tera keep balrons with my bard and get killed by a dexxer thief, recall in with my tank to "own" him, only to die within seconds... "You are dead" appears.. I OMG WTFZOORS IM SO PISSED... then realize I only have 25 strength because I raised my dex to 100 to train weapon skills...

Winner is jimm1432

Was a hard decision but not only did you stay there for 20 minutes with mad loot which was dumb but then you died not by pks but by blowing yourself up, then resing and failing again lol.

Hopefully the small deed makes up for what you lost.



Thanks everyone else for the stories I'll try to hold more of these contest more often.

The dumbest way I ever died was I had a death gate on top of my tower I had surrounded by wws, I opened a gate with my tank to town and said IDOC!, On the other side was my tamer and Detect hidden character. I open the gate and got someone on a nightmare to come in, I was like Score! went in gate first so it wouldn't looks as much like a set up and dispelled gate from other side. Other guy comes in and I say all kill but on accident targeted my tank and died with a Vanq + 10 hally , Invis necklas with 54 charges and reflect hat with 37 charges. The guy on the mare loots my stuff real quick and logs out. Ends up outside of the tower and recalls away with my stuff and most my WWs die because one mass cursed and they started attacking each other.

Solo Exceptional wrote:First couple weeks playing here, almost completely macroing my tank mage.. macro'd fighting skills last. I'm farming tera keep balrons with my bard and get killed by a dexxer thief, recall in with my tank to "own" him, only to die within seconds... "You are dead" appears.. I OMG WTFZOORS IM SO PISSED... then realize I only have 25 strength because I raised my dex to 100 to train weapon skills...

lol I was posting winner as you put that up, that's pretty funny. Did you lose anything Valuable? I might have a side prize for ya.

not considered mad loot now, but at the time.. power hally and full stock of my tank mage

yey! yer I always push my luck, same reason I lose all my cash when I go vegas. thanks a lot I'll find you a bit later to grab my prize.

bit surprised really I'm one of them guys the never wins anything...

First day I ever logged in UO in 1999, made a "mage" with 10 str. Ran around Magincia lagged as hell, I attacked a rat.

Well, 10 str and 0 wrestling is weaker than a rat. Ungodly lag doesn't help. I died.

Death to a rat is a slow and painful death.

Friday I got my stat killed by an ancient wyrm, a fire ele, a giant rat, and a fifteen year old...then he killed another char of mine in a gy duel because a program for work popped over my client as we were both 20%. Of course the developers made it so you can't alt-tab, and have to actually click the minimize button too.

Malaikat wrote:Friday I got my stat killed by an ancient wyrm, a fire ele, a giant rat, and a fifteen year old...then he killed another char of mine in a gy duel because a program for work popped over my client as we were both 20%. Of course the developers made it so you can't alt-tab, and have to actually click the minimize button too.

I heard about that in vent lol.