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Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:41 pm
by Pristiq
Like Chuck Norris facts, only about our beloved messiah.
I'll start...
Derrick doesn't use a keyboard. He thinks in Binary and it happens.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:42 pm
by Stargazer
A cure for cancer has been found!
When Chuck Norris found Derrick, he cried.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:46 pm
by sogg
There is no 'ctrl' button on Derricks computer. Derrick is always in control.
Derrick can sneeze with his eyes open.
Derrick can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Derricks destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
(and the classic) Derrick can kill two stones with one bird.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:59 pm
by Wise
Derrick Programs with a Magnetic needle and a steady hand
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:07 pm
by Chaos
derrick is fair and era acc. derrick has time machine to monitor his actions .. and can edit his post before they exist ..
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:08 pm
by chainsoar
Superman wears Derrick pyjamas.
Every night the bogeyman looks under his bed for Derrick.
Derrick was born in a log cabin that he built with his own bare hands.
When Derrick goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Derrick.
If Derrick is late, time better slow the f**k down.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:16 pm
by zzyzx
Derrick owned Chuck Norris in pvp using nothing but the "create food" spell.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:19 pm
by chainsoar
Everything Derrick does is unquestionably era-accurate simply because everything he does changes the past to fit.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:25 pm
by panthr6868
Derrick never needs sleep... Sleep needs Derrick!
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:48 pm
by geminishadow79
Derrick can impregnant his wife without even being in the room
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:52 pm
by Kaincallavis
Kaincallavis wrote:Derrick is Chuck Norris's dad
Derrick's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Derrick invented the Giraffe, he upper-cut a horse.
Derrick saw Kain's dragon bomb at Destard entrance and he laughed.
The laughter created such a thunderous boom that it killed any of the PK's that the dragons didn't.
Lol.
/kain
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:56 pm
by Daolin
Dedication
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:12 pm
by Sir Rellik
How do you know that Derrick has been to the Planet Mars??
Because there is no sign of life there...
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:11 am
by Kabal
Derrick doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Re: Derrick Facts
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:47 am
by pablo
Chuck Norris found dead...Police say Derrick is a suspect.
When God created the earth, he first asked Derrick, "May I?"
Derrick doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
Derrick can piss his name into concrete.
Derrick doesn't have hair on his testicles, hair doesn't grow on iron ingots.
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Derrick bangin your mom.
Derrick once ate 3, 72 ounce steaks in one hour...But he spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.
Derrick went to BK and ordered a Big Mac...he got it.
Derrick won the 1998 World Series of Poker holding a Joker, Monopoly get out of jail free card, 7 of spades, 4 of diamonds, and a green 4 from UNO.
Well endowed horses are hung like a Derrick.
When Derrick pees, he clogs the toilet.
Derrick doesn't fear the reaper, but he does consider him a promising prospect.
Wilt Chamberlain slept with 20,000 women, that's a slow Tuesday for Derrick.
Derrick won a staring contest with the sun.