Metal Chest Full of Vansquishing Maces + Other Goodies!!!!!!

[Lil Meiyang]

You GET:

A Supremely Accurate Quarterstall of Vanquishing

An Accurrate Maul of Vanquishing

A Silver Gnarled Staff of Vanquishing

A Silver Accurate War Mace of Power

A Supremely Accurate Black Staff of Vanquishing

An Eminently Accurate Maul of Vanquishing

An Eminently Accurate War Axe of Vanquishing

An Exceedingly Accurate Warhammer of Vanquishing

2 Clubs of Vanquishing (1 is EXCEEDINGLY Accurate!)

BUT THAT'S NOT *ALL*. You also get....

A BEAR MASK!

300 Nightshade!

222 Fishsteaks!

An ORC MASK!

Lightening Wand 9 Charges!

5 LVL 1 Treasure Maps!

A Gnarled Staff of Identification w/73 charges!

Greater Heal Wand 6 Charges!

A TRIBAL MASK!

2 Large Portraits!

And 3195 GOLD PIECES!!

All of this COMES IN BEAUTIFUL METAL CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the UNBELIEVABLY low price of 75k GP! GET IT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES!!!!!

Come talk to Olaf the Vendor at my Moonglow Telescope House (as seen in the pic).

Better bring a lightly-encumbered, strong char, cuz this chest is packed with over 170 stones worth of Vanquishy AWESOMESS!

In Moonglow, just take the first teleporter on the right then head NorthEast to the Telescope. EASY!

[Lil Meiyang]

I just realized that's it's somebody's birthday today. I don't whose exactly, MAYBE YOURS!!!!!

So I'm gonna slash 15k off the price of this already incredible deal!

No, I'm not joshing u, the new price really is 60k GP!!!

If you are macer and u dont' buy this package immediately, you probably need to be tested for mental illness!

Now pick ur jaw up off the floor and come get it. QUICKLY!!!!!

[Lil Meiyang]

I'm going to work now. If nobody has taken advantage of this spectacular bargain by the time I get back, I will lose ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY!

Resulting in dire consequences for everyone.

I don't want *that* either, so just to be on the *safe* side (and I can't believe I'm doing this!) I'm dropping the price EVEN FURTHER!

50k GP!!!! DO THE MATH.

I'm literally losing money on this deal!

[Lil Meiyang]

Wow, I really thought somebody would buy this by now.

My fkn vendor resigned and this super-cool chest o' goodies just sat in an unsecured backpack all day. Nobody even bothered to pick it up.

I feel sad and disallusioned...

WHICH MEANS EVEN MORE VALUE FOR YOU!!!

New disappointingly LOW price: 25,000!!!

Woo-Hoo!!! Buy now!