UO Second Age

Welcome to my tales of adventure! Hope you have fun!
Episoooooooooooooode 1!!!!!!!!!!!! The Yew Bank Dwellers Fiasco! I think either the first or second day I started someone was hosting a idoc for new players. I took advantage of this opportunity and was lucky enough to participate. All I did though was just run and take the blue box and run away for my dear life. Yay! Then I joined PoV and they looked promising but in the end are a horrible guild. And I had to go and pretty much kill them and terrorize their town when I became strong enough, because of Lor and his vile acts.
My first tale begins with an open plot of land behind the Yew Bank. This was one of the first places I went to because on the last shard I was on this was the hotspot for vendors so I had to check it out. I found an open spot where you could put a small house. I had acquired some good gold from selling random things from idocs I went for, (couple neon dyes). The first thing I did when I came here was make a char with 50 magery and 50 resist, got some gold by killing animals and selling the raw meat to buy a horse. Then set off to find some idocs. I saw that the house behind the open plot of land was for sale so I bought the house with much haste for 250k. It was by someone named Bag of Tricks who was really nice to me and I didn't know anyone on the shard but I could tell I could trust him to give him the gold up front. It was a risk I needed to take since I didn't have much time because I assumed someone else would buy it. There were like 10+ ghosts there anyways.. [/color]

Now that I owned the house behind the plot of land me and a friend I made called Luthiel were talking. She said what if you moved the house up a little bit so they couldn't place. Which I had kind of thought about before but the risk was huge! If even one ghost player happened to look at their screen and see that house drop, and just moved one or two tiles, I would of just wasted 250k which I could not risk. But eventually I just said fuck it and did it anyways. And it worked! I moved it up one tile, then I was like alright I'm gonna do it more, and moved it up two more tiles or something. LOL Then lo and behold someone by the name of Bigoud comes to me. He offers a proposition for me to drop my house so he could place a vendor tower. He told me I would be the co-owner and we could run it together. I played dumb and acted like it was a great idea, I knew he wanted to scam me all along so I decided to just play along for some extra laughs. [/color]

So it had begun and Bigoud had thought he had convinced me to move the house up more to ensure the front spot, (which was already secure). So I played along as I pretended to be about to drop it. I could tell he was very excited about it and I assumed most likely had a stealth char near by ready to move in when I dropped it. He started to get agitated and kept saying, DO IT NOW DO IT BEFORE THEY NOTICE! Haha so I ran around a bit and ran into someone invisible. I said to him hey there is someone invisible here! He didn't respond (was moving his stealth char) then he was like what? really? LOL He then said he was going afk for a few minutes, so I ran around and found his stealth char not far off! LOL! This is me having fun at server restart with some explosion pots. After the server had come back up, which was the time most people planned on being able to place the house. People started to realize what had happened and became super pissed. Some people had been camping it for even 3-4 days. This is Bear Gylls (or as you know on the forums as GomerPyle) trying to figure out if a house can still fit. Haha gomerpyle then stalked me like forever about him wanting to buy the house. Everytime he saw me he would have a orgasm just to think that the house could be his. LOL! Here is a screenshot of all the ghosts there. Now in the following remember that my ghost char is "Batman". [/color]

As my Monika char was in the house safe and sound. I watched on my ghost as the rage fest started. So I decided it would be beneficial for me to play along to try and fish for information and maybe all together get them to leave. More of Gomerpyle trying to figure out a way to still get the house since he had lost his only chance to win at something in his life. These last two pics are of me gaining the trust of the fellow ghosts and trying to get a rally against myself started. LOL! [/color]

Tyrone Biggums came up with a plan that we should somehow all unite together and try and get the house then sell it for a million and split the profits. LOL! [/color]

It was then down to the last two. Me and Ronald Jenkins. I gave him some gold up front so that he could trust me. He then let me move the one house back, then place another small in the front. Then I simply kept my word and gave him the back house. I ended up auctioning the front house and got 800k out of it (by someone who really hates Bigoud!).

Ronald Jenkins shop is a really nice one and where I usually buy all my bulk regs, Bigoud's shop is good as well I shop there often. The front one the guy (who wishes to remain anonymous) is still working on crafting chars to make a cool shop as well. If you are ever in Yew travel to behind the bank and come visit the nice mini-mall!





Episooooode 2!!!!
http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=12437[/color]

Very Nice Story

DarkWing wrote:whats that mean in english?

haha be patient please I'm working on it right now.

When I saw this, I was liek, I bet all 7 of those posts are by peach herself, but I was wrong, darkwing made one of em.

Kabal wrote:When I saw this, I was liek, I bet all 7 of those posts are by peach herself, but I was wrong, darkwing made one of em.

Yeah! me!