UO Second Age

When you think home security, think chumbucket and Associates!

Here you will find information and pictures relating to the Department of Home Security. Associates are encouraged to post screenshots of departmental activities in this thread.

Objectives: The Department of Home Security ensures that all player homes conform to the highest levels of home security. Homes with security breaches will be emptied of all valuable until the home is brought up to code.

Permits: N/A

This is what I got off with.
2k Mandrake root
and a SHITLOAD of vanqs/forces/powers/silvers and 50k worth of ID wands.

Well played!

Populus wrote:

Mind if I ask where this is located? I've wandered all over Britiannia (or at least thought I had) and never recall seeing grasslands with snow patches.

Some clients have snow on the map. Some don't.

First up, some fun with Lord Onyx!















A modest but respectable haul:



Next up! You may remember the guild [69] from Populus's post above!





He missed:


A very fine haul: 10k plus of every reagent, 6k ingots, 540 recall scrolls, 4k gold, 3 treasure maps, and a fine assortment of magic weapons and armors.



Of course, there is the matter of the Home Security Notice.







They were not happy to receive it.



But they were nice enough to invite me back in.



They even let me upstairs!



Alas, they finally decided that I needed to leave.

Hah, what timing!

I was just trying to loot the 69 guild this morning, about 30 minutes ago. Their security is still terrible, but hilarious. There was some guy named "xxxxxxxxx" who seems like he's part of their group, but they keep banning him from the tower, whereafter he spasmatically tries to enter for like 5 minutes until they unban him and allow him back in.

Which, if I was to ask for a way for someone to give me a way to get into a tower with 6 people on the first floor without anyone noticing the doors opening, would probably be exactly how I'd draw it up.

Nonetheless, I think your recent exploits wisened them up a bit. I barely made it into the 3rd floor storage area when I was revealed. I re-hid and grabbed whatever I could, while they gave me a solid 30 seconds before re-revealing and banning me. Sadly the first chest I opened proved to be the "studded leather/hardening" storage. So if anyone wants about 4 suits of some sweet studded leather of hardening, PM me

i think you need to post both types of Stories, Like when one of your Associates Jumped my Gate from an IDOC house after i was PK'd .. and apon arriving at my house was promptly Banned and Ejected from the Premises,

Nice Try Though!

Thank you for encouraging your other members and those like minded to participate more.

DarkWing wrote:i think you need to post both types of Stories, Like when one of your Associates Jumped my Gate from an IDOC house after i was PK'd .. and apon arriving at my house was promptly Banned and Ejected from the Premises,

Nice Try Though!

That's some LEET PVP right there.

archaicsubrosa77 wrote:Thank you for encouraging your other members and those like minded to participate more.

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Great job on the [69] guild, chummy!

Very nice of you to leave a message for them aswell. I hope the enjoyed it and took advantage of the tips we gave them. I sure do hope they appreciate us for securing their property.

Posting this phat lewt picture.
From this thread - http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=12633

I happened upon this tower today doing my routine patrol. Security seemed kinda laxed and the place looked dirty. I slipped in and you'll see what I found. Several infected pets & a poor man driven so mad he was attempting to kill himself with magery! I took action!
At the end, I felt bad that I had to take action against his pets, so being the nice guys we are, urine and I replaced them!

And of course, I filed a report & gave the homeowners a copy
The items confiscated were nothing to write home about, but all in all, I feel pretty good about helping out humanity!

That seems like it merits a story, Downs.