My journey begins at a patio IDOC near mYm town. I arrived there around the time I expected it to fall. It seemed as if no one were there at first. Earlier, I had spotted numerous special hair/beard dyes in this house. I stealthed over to the wall closest the special dye. The house collapsed rather quickly and I quickly grabbed the special dyes! To my surprise, I was the only one out trying to acquire loot at that moment.
I gated out as much as I could, but it wasn't long before company arrived. Several evil-doers suddenly ran in and tried to steal the loot I had intended to get. I was enraged at first. What could I do? I am but a humble thief and they have sharp metal objects and magic! They seemed preoccupied with loot, so I gated whatever else I could and then ran off to hide before they decided it was a good idea to kill me.
Slightly upset, I crept into one of the evil-doer's moongates. I was astonished by what I saw on the other side: crates, boxes, chests! All stacked neatly on the front steps of their tower, waiting to be dragged inside. I considered and tried gating the loot out, but that didn't seem like it worked very well. I considered another solution: equip my trusty newbied hachet and chop up all their newly acquired loot!
It worked flawlessly! Obviously, they weren't too happy with my actions.
They chased me around while I was desparately trying to recall. I managed to run behind a small house and hide. I casted recall and was almost instantly interrupted with a harm. I managed to hide once again, and attempted to recall. This time, they were slow on the harm and I managed to recall to safety.
I returned to the IDOC only to see there were still moongates present. Once again, I went into a moongate and chopped up as many containers as I could! And once again, they were not very happy about this. However, I was able to flee to safety again.
(I censored the naughty word the evil-doer used.)
I returned to the IDOC to see what was left. I was met by an evil-doer.
I was frightened at first, but I quickly regained my senses and managed to return home to inspect the loot I had gotten.
The most valuable items I got were of course the 4 special dyes.
(edit: Make that 5 special dyes. I didn't realize I had gotten another one until now.)
Thanks for reading!
-Stuck [Noble Order of Thievery]
