Krusty the Crab and the Terrible Storm (Part1)

[KrustytheCrab]

Once upon a time not too long ago sailed a lonely pirate by the name of Krusty. His skillz as a pirate where not up to snuff for The Captain and so he was cast out to the treacherous sea with only a single boat to carry his failures. In his pitiful self-loathing Krusty unintentionally sailed right into a terrible snow storm that would soon cost him his only possession a sea dog could count on...his ship.

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As the storm with its icy hands of death swashed Krusty around the seas he finally beached his now ruin vessel on a strange body of land. Lost, cold and hungry Krusty was forced to become a pathetic little landlubber in search of shelter! His sails were torn to shreds, his mass and deck splintered and bloated, his soul and heart...icing over. Yes. It would seem that such a tale would end shortly had it not been for the help of the spooky tower not far from Krusty's landing. Reluctant at first, Krusty approached slowly...quietly. He could hear the cries of many animals in pain. The smell of sulfur filled the air as harshly as the cold. This place was no place for a pirate, even a worthless one such as himself. However, amongst the whaling animals and thick smoke he could just barely make out the welcoming smell of cakes and cookies! What kind of place was this?! Krusty had never experienced such disgust and curiosity at the same time. It was decided that he would get a closer look at this tower of terror.

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The smell food overwhelmed Krusty to try the front door without thinking. Locked. What was this ol' seadog doing? He was most certainly out of his element by trying this approach. It had been years since this ex-pirate had set foot on land let alone come in contact with any landlubbers. No, Krusty needed something nonthreatening as to not anger the evil witch that dwelled there. As Krusty gazed upon the towering heap of stone architecture he caught a glimpse of the old hag glaring at him from atop her sinister fortress! Krusty began to shout at the witch but to no avail. The thundering casts of Lighting going on were drowning his pleas for help. As his last attempt to make contact he rummaged through his few belongings and began scribbling a message in his Journal. A simple welcome would suffice. He only needed to lure the witches interest into coming down from atop her tower.

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Success! Swinging the doors open in haste the witch raced out on her starving and badly beaten steed! The smell of the inner tower was almost too overwhelming for Krusty to bare, however he kept his footing and tip toed into the warm, smelly shelter and out of the cold, unforgiving storm. Sticking to the shadows, Krusty began to focus on the sweet smell of desserts drifting down the staircase. But alas! What is this witch-crafted trickery?! A couple of tables bound to the floor. Try as he might he could not budge the simple wooden structures. As luck would have it the witch approached unaware of Krusty's presence...chanting the magic words and lifting the spell of the magic tables only to dash out the door once again!

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Rounding the corner Krusty thought of the tasty treats that lay ahead. But his stomach would soon turn sour at the sight of the horses that stood before him. Bound by the same nasty tables, these poor creatures
looked helplessly into his eyes. They would not be given the same fortune as Krusty had. Flakie, Brownie, and the other neglected horses ceased their naying and gave the go ahead to end their suffering. Krusty did so with a heavy heart...

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The smell of cooking meat made Krusty's stomach knock some sense into the old seadog...but as he began to race up stairs the roars of the gods grew louder. Yes Lighting clashed and the smell of Sulfurous Ash grew stronger! The witch had already left...but who be at the top of the tower then?!.......(end of part1)

[dannysatch]

Simply superb! Eagerly awaiting part 2

[jada]

Sadly enough there will be no part 2... as The heroic Damalar returned to the tower to see the treacherous scum of a man by the name of Krusty nestled comfortably on his roof. With a quick swing his lofted Krusty from atop his home and then proceeded to smight down the evil doer.

As it were a point was made and the crabby was never seen from again. End of story.

[Thraximus Zog]

Did you forget the tail of Thraximus Zog taking you're boat from you on the high seas near vesper as I butchered you and stole you're items? thus ended the tale of krusty crab..who attacked the wrong person and fell for a Zoggish trap..even the GM's laughed because I was speaking to them at the time...such fun lol.