UO Second Age

HEY! CRAZY JOE HERE! Come on down to PILLOWS AND PAINTINGS somewhat almost to the right nearby the Britain Moongate!

WE GOT PILLOWS AND PAINTINGS!

Just because you can't lay on a bed doesn't mean you can't put PILLOWS ON IT!
Remember that fateful day the 20,000 registered original replica portraitss of The Yellow Chick, The Purple Noble, The Large Red Apple all perished at sea ? Commenerate it with an authentic salvaged replica OF ONE OF THOSE! PLENTY IN STOCK!
We also got some of "The Fat Broad who should cover up More" fresh in stock ! If you remember, these too were lost at sea years ago when in transit to Cove to open an art muesum or something. You may have missed it, but dont miss an opportunity to get one !

PILLOWS AND PAINTINGS!

Cover up that dull wall in your home with one of these fine paintings or portaits - all at 250 gold, except for the Fat Broad whos at 4,000 !
Create a curtain in your tower of fanciness with a few of these portraits! Go crazy, deck out the entire freaking wall!

(Insert wacky waving inflatable tube man)
PILLOWS AND PAINTINGS!

SIck of thieves around the bank, give them something to steal and leave your real valuables alone! Its a fact, thieves will go after pillows instead of your magical gear they need to ID! Call it thief insurance, only 150 gold! WOW! You can also dye some I think, get a dye tub and FIND OUT

Carry one around juut for giggles, ITS A PILLOW! Break it out during a dull conversation, and BAM, SUBJECT CHANGED! Make them feel stupid for not havinga pillow, wait till the oportune time int eh lich lord room and selli it for 300 gold and BUY YORUSELF TWO MORE! WOW! My interenet explorer is bouncing around in this text box and I can't even see what I'm typing anymore, PILLOWS AND PAITNINTS!

I ALSO GOT A CLOCK ON THERE!

I love this guy!

Crazy sure does fit here. That was extra entertaining.

CrazyJoe wrote:(Insert wacky waving inflatable tube man)

Okay because of this I need to buy some pillows ^_^

uofuntime wrote:

CrazyJoe wrote:(Insert wacky waving inflatable tube man)

Okay because of this I need to buy some pillows ^_^

You would, pillow biter.

HOLY COWS

EVERYTHING IS NOW HALF PRICE!


I totally took everything OFF the vendor and put it back on and cut it in HALF! WOW!

That's crazy!

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CRAZY YET!

Crazy is Level 1 Tattered maps all for 499 !

IM SICK OF MAPS! I'M SICK OF SHOVELS! I'M SICK OF IT!

My sickness is your cure for EMPTY POCKETS!

You buy one of my maps for 499, you goto $$$ rune library, you find your map on Stratics - hit the right rune, dig up the treasure, and bank DOUBLE the 499! FREAKING WOW!

BUT WAIT there's MORE



One of those maps is from an Earth Elemental. I can't tell you which because I was foolish and threw it all in the same secure, I"M AN IDIOT, but that just means someone's going to get really lucky and get a map better than a level 1! WOW.

If you feel like you missed out on Pillows and Paintings, don't worry, they are still a bargain, but now you gotta find them under all those crazy freaking 499 maps!

Excuse me, I gotta go chagne my pants I'm so crazy excited promoted!

I am so happy I sold you that house.

Did Billy Mays reincarnate so soon?

Mary Read wrote:

I believe its 'whacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man'

Theograd wrote:I am so happy I sold you that house.

find me a better vendor house and I'll set the crazy up so high you'll eat your own underwear

if you are as crazy for moongate houses as you are about your paintings and pillows, check this out http://forum.uosecondage.com/viewtopic.php?f=72&t=18209