UO Second Age

It was a Saturday morning, very early. It wasn't yet the dawn and citizens of Britania were still sleeping. The King himself was sleeping on his throne (like his habit).

Guards were too much drunk to notice my intrusion into the castle.

I quickly used my genius to enslave our beloved King Lord British. Oh I didnt hurt him, but I forced him to do some degrading things during the trip to his new prison.


Lors British, or Slave British (it depends of your point of view) is now the hostage of chumbucket and Associates.

We are asking 1 castle deed to give to Lord British his freedom back. Please contact any Associate.

If nobody wants to pay the ransom, we can consider that chumbucket is now the official King of Britania ! And Matron the official Queen !

Have you paid your permit to live ?

Keep him, I'm going to go ahead and request the castle be handed over to me since he no longer needs it.

rofl nice one

You can keep him!!

Hey! I know exactly where that house is! Its right west of the brit crossroads!

You should come and throw bananas on Lord British to feed him.

Boudoir wrote: If nobody wants to pay the ransom, we can consider that chumbucket is now the official King of Britania ! And Matron the official Queen !

But Matron is a dude.

Take him to wrong and put him in a cell with several red inmates and see if he becomes one or all of their mates.
LOL funny stuff

Karik Verlee wrote:

Boudoir wrote: If nobody wants to pay the ransom, we can consider that chumbucket is now the official King of Britania ! And Matron the official Queen !

But Matron is a dude.

He can still be a Queen, not that there's anything wrong with that.

I saw LB in a castle near Ice.. or was it a keep?

how much for a blowy from LB?

I've had him in my tower for a long time before (with the help of cA, actually), got to interact with him or he'll vanish back.