The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:28 pm
Recently, [cA] conducted a memorial service for Lindsay Lohan on the roof of the West Britain Bank. Since it was sparsely attended, we make available here a transcript of the prepared remarks of chumbucket, [cA] Guildmaster Emeritus and close friend of Ms. Lohan.
*begin transcript*
We come here today to honor one of our own. I, of course, am speaking of Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay loved life, and she loved UOSA. Going by the name Hemperor, she dedicated herself to helping others. Who can forget her selfless dedication in aiding a young KINGWONG? Who can forget her helping Syntax and his guild relocate their player city? And who can forget the time Nevermore stole her surcoats?
I know I never will.
And so Linday "Hemperor" Lohan, we commit your body to the Earth and your memory to Eternity.
*end transcript*
At this point, several attendees including chumbucket began to openly weep.
*begin transcript*
We come here today to honor one of our own. I, of course, am speaking of Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay loved life, and she loved UOSA. Going by the name Hemperor, she dedicated herself to helping others. Who can forget her selfless dedication in aiding a young KINGWONG? Who can forget her helping Syntax and his guild relocate their player city? And who can forget the time Nevermore stole her surcoats?
I know I never will.
And so Linday "Hemperor" Lohan, we commit your body to the Earth and your memory to Eternity.
*end transcript*
At this point, several attendees including chumbucket began to openly weep.