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The Failed Mage
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:42 am
by Aaryen
Haiku:
A mage Casted a Spell,
he failed.
On him Fell a large golden bell.
17 Syllables.
Woo Hoo!
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:42 am
by Populus
Seriously
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:10 am
by ShastaMcNasty
Dude is uber wrong,
Haiku is five seven five,
PLZ LRN 2 HAIKU!
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:28 am
by Pristiq
WTF
Dude, how is that a haiku?
They're gay anyway.
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:25 pm
by Commodore Axavious
Cast, not casted. Anyway props. Ignore these fools. Haiku is warrior poetry. The 5-7-5 thing, while good, is not actually connected to traditional Japanese haiku anyway (which was without strict form, only calling for general length).
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:50 pm
by Caerwyn
Warrior Poetry? Nothing is more bad-ass than Limericks!
There once was a Warrior from Yew
Who decided she would target a blue
but much to her surprise
it was a murderer in disguise
Said the Player Killer: I PWN J00!
Caerwyn
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:37 am
by Myg
Should of been: I PW3ND J00! <--- to indicate the sad end of the warrior, instead of a proposed demise; It gives a nice conclusion to the story
Re: The Failed Mage
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:28 pm
by Commodore Axavious
How's this one? (ties into my currently kickin' grammar party over in Trash Talk)
There once was a tank mage PK
Who camped in Destard all day
seeking a back
to eq-explo-whack
and proclaim "LOL ur so gay"