Reign of Deer

[Quin the Wretch]

Twas a week before Christmas and all cross the shard
All were all looking for reindeer and looking real hard
We searched around Shame we searched around Yew
We searched on our red we searched on our blue
All for the sake of a Christmas tree deed
cause tree deeds are what everyone needs
We traveled to distant Trinsic, Occlo and Minoc
Even the Hedgemaze we searched round the clock
But these deer were elusive, I mean downright unseen
Could it be a trick? Were the admins that mean?
When lo what to my wondering eyes doth appear?
but a bomb tossin elf in lieu of my reindeer
my heart skipped a beat in view of this elfin tard
had I erringly logged on to a production shard?
My anger was fierce the foul green skin must die
but those bombs hurt, since its Christmas I'll not lie
I recalled to Brit to reg up and post these rhymes
In hope that the next spawn would surely be mine
for Im back to wilds! These deer must I bleed
because Christmas deed trees are what everyone needs

[archaicsubrosa77]

Deck the mage with hits from Hallies
spam attack last la la la last
double hit dexxers with arrow vollies
spam attack last la la la last
Now I see why I GMed Wrestle
roll-roll-roll, roll-roll-roll with the punches roll
I might raise dex just to be an A$$#0!@
Katana ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

[Eddard]

Twas a week before Christmas and all cross the shard
All were all looking for reindeer and looking real hard
We searched around Shame we searched around Yew
We searched on our red we searched on our blue
All for the sake of a Christmas tree deed
cause tree deeds are what everyone needs
We traveled to distant Trinsic, Occlo and Minoc
Even the Hedgemaze we searched round the clock
But these deer were elusive, I mean downright unseen
Could it be a trick? Were the admins that mean?
When lo what to my wondering eyes doth appear?
but a bomb tossin elf in lieu of my reindeer
my heart skipped a beat in view of this elfin tard
had I erringly logged on to a production shard?
My anger was fierce the foul green skin must die
but those bombs hurt, since its Christmas I'll not lie
I recalled to Brit to reg up and post these rhymes
In hope that the next spawn would surely be mine
for Im back to wilds! These deer must I bleed
because Christmas deed trees are what everyone needs

Epic.

[BobDobbs]

Deck the mage with hits from Hallies
spam attack last la la la last
double hit dexxers with arrow vollies
spam attack last la la la last
Now I see why I GMed Wrestle
roll-roll-roll, roll-roll-roll with the punches roll
I might raise dex just to be an A$$#0!@
Katana ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

Awful.

[Ireland]

Deck the mage with hits from Hallies
spam attack last la la la last
double hit dexxers with arrow vollies
spam attack last la la la last
Now I see why I GMed Wrestle
roll-roll-roll, roll-roll-roll with the punches roll
I might raise dex just to be an A$$#0!@
Katana ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha

Deck the forums with horrible jingles
la la la la la la la la

[archaicsubrosa77]

You two are right for each other...
Bobbin on his Dublin
they don't call him Ireland's finest for nothing Bobby

[marmalade]

Twas a week before Christmas and all cross the shard
All were all looking for reindeer and looking real hard
We searched around Shame we searched around Yew
We searched on our red we searched on our blue
All for the sake of a Christmas tree deed
cause tree deeds are what everyone needs
We traveled to distant Trinsic, Occlo and Minoc
Even the Hedgemaze we searched round the clock
But these deer were elusive, I mean downright unseen
Could it be a trick? Were the admins that mean?
When lo what to my wondering eyes doth appear?
but a bomb tossin elf in lieu of my reindeer
my heart skipped a beat in view of this elfin tard
had I erringly logged on to a production shard?
My anger was fierce the foul green skin must die
but those bombs hurt, since its Christmas I'll not lie
I recalled to Brit to reg up and post these rhymes
In hope that the next spawn would surely be mine
for Im back to wilds! These deer must I bleed
because Christmas deed trees are what everyone needs

thats awesome