UO Second Age

With apologies to the person whom I stole this idea from.

Session Start: Mon Jan 17 16:37:54 2011
Session Ident: Obijookanoobie
01[16:37] <chumbucket> I have one.
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> lol i bet u do
01[16:38] <chumbucket> ?
01[16:38] <chumbucket> You can't scam tickets
01[16:38] <chumbucket> they are newbie
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> u serious?
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> u fucking with me
01[16:38] <chumbucket> and unusuable by others
01[16:38] <chumbucket> yes
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> i know how u like messing with me
01[16:38] <chumbucket> who are you?
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> obijookanoobie
01[16:38] <chumbucket> sorry
01[16:38] <chumbucket> no clue
[16:38] <Obijookanoobie> u robed me back in the day
01[16:39] <chumbucket> i rob a lot of folks
[16:39] <Obijookanoobie> my L-shape under yew litches
01[16:39] <chumbucket> you want this?
[16:39] <Obijookanoobie> like a year ago
[16:39] <Obijookanoobie> yes
01[16:39] <chumbucket> k
01[16:39] <chumbucket> meet at papua
[16:39] <Obijookanoobie> i dont know how to get there
[16:39] <Obijookanoobie> iam new
01[16:39] <chumbucket> new from a year ago?
01[16:40] <chumbucket> it is north/northeast of Delucia
[16:40] <Obijookanoobie> ya my comp crashed i only played for 4 months
[16:40] <Obijookanoobie> and just started back a week ago
01[16:40] <chumbucket> k
01[16:40] <chumbucket> come to papua
01[16:40] <chumbucket> the tailor
[16:40] <Obijookanoobie> can u come to britt
01[16:41] <chumbucket> in the middle of a macro at papua
[16:41] <Obijookanoobie> its on my alt account and he has no magery or runes
01[16:41] <chumbucket> it's not a long run from delucia
[16:41] <Obijookanoobie> ok ioll find my way then
[16:43] <Obijookanoobie> i dont think i can get there when can u come to brit i can wait
[16:43] <Obijookanoobie> ill be on all day
01[16:43] <chumbucket> i'll gate to EB tailor
[16:43] <Obijookanoobie> ok where do i need to be
01[16:44] <chumbucket> EB tailor
[16:44] <Obijookanoobie> ok iam there
01[16:44] <chumbucket> gates up
[16:44] <Obijookanoobie> lol sry iam at wrong talior 1 sec
[16:47] <Obijookanoobie> ok rdy
01[16:47] <chumbucket> gate up
[16:48] <Obijookanoobie> i dont see one
01[16:48] <chumbucket> you at the tailor near the dock?
[16:48] <Obijookanoobie> no
[16:49] <Obijookanoobie> the one towards the east kinda middle of town
01[16:49] <chumbucket> the other one
01[16:49] <chumbucket> by the dock
[16:49] <Obijookanoobie> k 1 sec
[16:50] <Obijookanoobie> i dont see a tailor by the docks just the cleaver and costoms
01[16:50] <chumbucket> no the other docks
[16:51] <Obijookanoobie> lol ok sry like i said iam still a noob
01[16:51] <chumbucket> the one's on the outskirts out east
[16:52] <Obijookanoobie> i only see the two docks on south side
01[16:52] <chumbucket> the north ones
01[16:52] <chumbucket> on the east
01[16:52] <chumbucket> with the tailor
[16:53] <Obijookanoobie> at britt i have auto map up and theres only 2 docks at south
01[16:53] <chumbucket> the north ones
[16:53] <Obijookanoobie> there are none that show up on the auto map
01[16:53] <chumbucket> auto map is out of date
[16:54] <Obijookanoobie> well iam sry but i cant find any docks or tailors u sure ur not fucking with me
01[16:54] <chumbucket> just come to papua tailor
01[16:54] <chumbucket> will be faster
[16:55] <Obijookanoobie> i dont know how to get there only city i know is brit and yew
01[16:55] <chumbucket> k i'll be waiting
[16:56] <Obijookanoobie> lol well ull be waiting for ever case i have no clue how to get there
[16:56] <Obijookanoobie> why cant you come to britt
[16:56] <Obijookanoobie> ill pay u like 5 k if u want
[16:58] <Obijookanoobie> well if ur ever able to get to brit let me know if not its cool
01[17:00] <chumbucket> k i'm there
[17:01] <Obijookanoobie> iam at west bank names longjohnbrother
01[17:01] <chumbucket> come to tailor
01[17:01] <chumbucket> east side
01[17:01] <chumbucket> by north docks
[17:02] <Obijookanoobie> i have no clue where north docks are tho
01[17:03] <chumbucket> north
[17:03] <Obijookanoobie> i looked everywhere
01[17:03] <chumbucket> on the east side
[17:04] <Obijookanoobie> lol ok whatever iam at the east side of town all the way north
[17:04] <Obijookanoobie> theres no docks
01[17:04] <chumbucket> you have to go around the water
01[17:04] <chumbucket> and some orcs on the docks
01[17:05] <chumbucket> there's like an orc fort right above the docks
[17:06] <Obijookanoobie> well iam looking but iam not on a mount and i see nothing but land and water
01[17:06] <chumbucket> ok
01[17:06] <chumbucket> let's meet in papua then
01[17:06] <chumbucket> i'll be at papua tailor
[17:06] <Obijookanoobie> dude what ever stop fucking with me
01[17:06] <chumbucket> you want these or not?
[17:07] <Obijookanoobie> i guess not cause i dont know how to get there
01[17:07] <chumbucket> north/northeast of delucia
[17:07] <Obijookanoobie> dont know where that is either
[17:07] <Obijookanoobie> i know of britt and yew
01[17:07] <chumbucket> ok i'll meet youin papua
01[17:07] <chumbucket> the tailor
[17:07] <Obijookanoobie> lol
[17:08] <Obijookanoobie> never mind man either we meet in britt or we dont but i dont know how to get to u sry
01[17:08] <chumbucket> ok i'll be at the tailor on the east
01[17:08] <chumbucket> near the north docks
[17:08] <Obijookanoobie> lol ok iam done talking with u have a nice day
01[17:08] <chumbucket> brt

The Stunning Sequel!

01[17:11] <chumbucket> viewtopic.php?f=38&t=26139&p=231780#p231780
[17:22] <Obijookanoobie> so u wolnt come to brit bank ?
01[17:22] <chumbucket> brt
[17:23] <Obijookanoobie> iam at south west bank
01[17:23] <chumbucket> k
[17:47] <Obijookanoobie> lol u really are something
01[17:47] <chumbucket> brt
[17:47] <Obijookanoobie> lol ya i bet
[17:47] <Obijookanoobie> should i hold my breath too?
01[17:47] <chumbucket> are you not there?
01[17:48] <chumbucket> i was just looking for you
[17:48] <Obijookanoobie> iam at brit's south west bank
01[17:48] <chumbucket> k
01[17:48] <chumbucket> come to papua tailor
[17:48] <Obijookanoobie> names longjohnsbrother
[17:48] <Obijookanoobie> lol are u kidding me
01[17:49] <chumbucket> no
01[17:49] <chumbucket> come to papua
[17:49] <Obijookanoobie> are u even listing to anything ive said
01[17:49] <chumbucket> you said you wanted to trade tickets
[17:49] <Obijookanoobie> i dont know how to get there
01[17:49] <chumbucket> i'm at papua tailor
[17:49] <Obijookanoobie> ya well i cant get there
01[17:49] <chumbucket> north/northeast of delucia
[17:49] <Obijookanoobie> so come to brit or we dont have to trade
01[17:49] <chumbucket> ok
01[17:49] <chumbucket> brt
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> yes u told me that
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> but ur not comming
01[17:50] <chumbucket> i'm almost there
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> ur just messing with me withc is cool
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> i think its funny
01[17:50] <chumbucket> you want this ticket
01[17:50] <chumbucket> or
01[17:50] <chumbucket> what
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> ya but ull never really make it
01[17:50] <chumbucket> i'm at the bank
01[17:50] <chumbucket> right now
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> ok iam here to
01[17:50] <chumbucket> in papua?
[17:50] <Obijookanoobie> longjohnsbrother
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> no brit
01[17:51] <chumbucket> come to papua
01[17:51] <chumbucket> i'll be at the tailor
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> i cant et to papua
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> i cant get there
01[17:51] <chumbucket> north/norhtwest of delucia
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> yes i know
01[17:51] <chumbucket> k
01[17:51] <chumbucket> i'll be waiting
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> but i dont know where that is either
01[17:51] <chumbucket> south/southeast of delucia
[17:51] <Obijookanoobie> why cant u come to brit bank
01[17:52] <chumbucket> brt
[17:52] <Obijookanoobie> lol what ever jerk
[17:52] <Obijookanoobie> goodbye
01[17:52] <chumbucket> brt
[17:52] <Obijookanoobie> ya u do that
01[17:52] <chumbucket> k
[17:52] <Obijookanoobie> i will not be wasteing my time anymore
01[17:52] <chumbucket> ok
01[17:52] <chumbucket> come to papua tailor then
[17:52] <Obijookanoobie> u have fun messing with ppl ur good at it
01[17:53] <chumbucket> north/northeast of delucia
[17:53] <Obijookanoobie> ya about that
[17:53] <Obijookanoobie> it not gona happen
01[17:53] <chumbucket> k
01[17:53] <chumbucket> brt
[17:53] <Obijookanoobie> i cant/willnot get there
01[17:53] <chumbucket> north/northeast of delucia
[17:54] <Obijookanoobie> cause i dont know where it is besides nort/northeast/south/southeast of delucia
01[17:54] <chumbucket> up and to the right
01[17:54] <chumbucket> from delucia
[17:54] <Obijookanoobie> yep
01[17:54] <chumbucket> k
01[17:54] <chumbucket> see you there
[17:54] <Obijookanoobie> thats what u said
[17:54] <Obijookanoobie> dosent mean i have a clue where that is
01[17:54] <chumbucket> k
01[17:54] <chumbucket> brt
[17:55] <Obijookanoobie> lol ur funny
01[17:55] <chumbucket> you want to just meet at brit?
01[17:55] <chumbucket> might be easier
[17:55] <Obijookanoobie> yes
01[17:55] <chumbucket> k
01[17:55] <chumbucket> come to east tailor by north docks
[17:55] <Obijookanoobie> lol iam not stupid tho
01[17:55] <chumbucket> brt
[17:55] <Obijookanoobie> no u will not
01[17:55] <chumbucket> i'm there
[17:56] <Obijookanoobie> no ur not
01[17:56] <chumbucket> look funny is funny but do you want these or what
[17:56] <Obijookanoobie> if u are then just come to the bank iam at
01[17:56] <chumbucket> k
01[17:56] <chumbucket> brt

If he doesn't know where the east tailor is....good luck finding Papua

RECDU FTW

Give him some bread to help him gain skill in cartography faster to find it
And Forensics to find you

The Thrilling Conclusion (?) to Our Trilogy!

[18:10] <Obijookanoobie> lol nice try
[18:10] <Obijookanoobie> u and ur goons are a joke
01[18:11] <chumbucket> viewtopic.php?f=38&t=26139
[18:12] <Obijookanoobie> lol ur such a cool guy let me tell ya

<3 i need a few after reading this to collect my self lol

This isn't UO griefing, this is an intent to waste another persons time with no valid reason. I don't see the humor here.

noxmonk wrote:This isn't UO griefing, this is an intent to waste another persons time with no valid reason. I don't see the humor here.

Making noxmonk laugh is like trying to make a lobotomized man sing.

whoa its shan wrote:

noxmonk wrote:This isn't UO griefing, this is an intent to waste another persons time with no valid reason. I don't see the humor here.

Making noxmonk laugh is like trying to make a lobotomized man sing.

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=17970&start=36

lmao poor obi

THE NORTH DOCKS

noxmonk wrote:This isn't UO griefing, this is an intent to waste another persons time with no valid reason. I don't see the humor here.

don't worry..I din't get it either!

up and to the right

Abbott and Costello got nothing on chumbucket.

I really got a good laugh at the sequel conversation. What a golden conversation that was.

still amusing years later i remember the night this happen lol

This is so funny, please keep this forum ups with more of your tales. Can't get enough