NEW PLAYERS, LISTEN UP!! Wood and Ingots needed badly!!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:31 pm
If you are a new player, listen up! We have an opportunity for you!
Do you walk around looking at all the pretty houses, wishing you could have one for your own? Do you wish you could afford to GM magery, meditation, RESISTING SPELLS!? Do you strive to trade in that small boat for a large one?
Those things all take GOLD!
"How do I get gold? Is there an easy way?"
YES!
The Company of the Vigilant [C^V] is GIVING AWAY GOLD!!!
"Oh, come on! 'Giving away'? There's gotta be a catch! No one gives away gold for nothing!"
You're right. Most people don't give it away for nothing. Neither do we. But there is something simple you can give us to get our gold.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Tell me how I can get your gold!"
Take an axe. Go to a forest. Walk up to a tree, and beat on it.
"I'm afraid of splinters."
Okay, I have another solution for you. Take a mining tool, walk up to a mountain, AND BEAT ON IT!
"I'm afraid of mountains."
*blank stare*
Then we can't help you. A good psychiatrist might be what you need. (Pssst. They want gold, too.)
"Okay, all this differently-formatted text is confusing me. What do you want, again?"
It's very simple. You chop wood, or mine ore (any kind, iron preferred), turn them into boards and ingots, then you contact us (see below), we buy it, you make money.
We're in the market for massive amounts of wood and ingots. If you spend many hours gathering, then come see us and we can help you.
Need more information, or have something to sell? Hop on into #C^V and say hi. We look forward to giving you money.
Do you walk around looking at all the pretty houses, wishing you could have one for your own? Do you wish you could afford to GM magery, meditation, RESISTING SPELLS!? Do you strive to trade in that small boat for a large one?
Those things all take GOLD!
"How do I get gold? Is there an easy way?"
YES!
The Company of the Vigilant [C^V] is GIVING AWAY GOLD!!!
"Oh, come on! 'Giving away'? There's gotta be a catch! No one gives away gold for nothing!"
You're right. Most people don't give it away for nothing. Neither do we. But there is something simple you can give us to get our gold.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Tell me how I can get your gold!"
Take an axe. Go to a forest. Walk up to a tree, and beat on it.
"I'm afraid of splinters."
Okay, I have another solution for you. Take a mining tool, walk up to a mountain, AND BEAT ON IT!
"I'm afraid of mountains."
*blank stare* Then we can't help you. A good psychiatrist might be what you need. (Pssst. They want gold, too.)
"Okay, all this differently-formatted text is confusing me. What do you want, again?"
It's very simple. You chop wood, or mine ore (any kind, iron preferred), turn them into boards and ingots, then you contact us (see below), we buy it, you make money.
We're in the market for massive amounts of wood and ingots. If you spend many hours gathering, then come see us and we can help you.
Need more information, or have something to sell? Hop on into #C^V and say hi. We look forward to giving you money.
