UO Second Age

Update on my new Free Home Inspection program.


You can see here we have a clean cut case of one of the most common types of home neglect. Locking of thy doors. !S! guild here failed this check twice in a 24 hour period. You would think they would have acknowledged my first free inspection I gave them.....guess not. Say cheese Crackhead Fred !S! neighbor was dumb as they are. Must be something in the water up in their area or this K^A guy got home inspectiong guidance from Crackhead Fred. Either way a good home inspector must report!
Token Sheep Farmer. Unattended resource gathering is a class 5 home inspection violation. This got extra exciting when the farmer logged on his "Glorious Lord" character and tried to come after the home inspector. He learned a lesson about meteor swarm. As he tried to meteor swarm me from his roof he actually finished off about 5 of his own sheep with his own meteor swarm. Another class 5 violation. This guy has some CA permit on his sign. Not sure if this permit allows him to be careless wit his home or not, but a good inspector must REPORT! PKs killed my miner. Ran and hid inside their house. They thought I was here to kill them for killing my miner. No sirs. I am here to offer you a free home inspection. Class 2 violation here by not locking thy front door.
This guild piles them in thick to this small house. Not only did they exceed occupancy limits, they also neglected to unattend macro proper. A double violation here for all parties involved. Unfortunately this is baout the 10th time they've failed this inspection.

GAH!!! Right after i finished this inspection report what do I find?!??!?!


!S! setting up their macroing operation again, no locked doors.....repeat violation #3 in less than 1 hour from #2!!!!

LightShade wrote: Another class 5 violation. This guy has some CA permit on his sign. Not sure if this permit allows him to be careless wit his home or not, but a good inspector must REPORT!

sheeping2.jpg

I checked our database and this is a valid permit for sheep farming. Of course that only keeps you safe from [cA] members euthanizing your sheep and is most certainly not an excuse for other types of carelessness.
It is nice to see another Inspector so concerned with the safety and security of all citizens.

applejack wrote:

LightShade wrote: Another class 5 violation. This guy has some CA permit on his sign. Not sure if this permit allows him to be careless wit his home or not, but a good inspector must REPORT!

sheeping2.jpg

I checked our database and this is a valid permit for sheep farming. Of course that only keeps you safe from [cA] members euthanizing your sheep and is most certainly not an excuse for other types of carelessness.
It is nice to see another Inspector so concerned with the safety and security of all citizens.

Indeed. It lies solely on the owner to make sure he has all the proper permits from all authorities. I have never been approached by this owner regarding any sort of permitting.

Heh, I get so much hate mail from you. Funny pics, though. You would think Crackhead would figure it out...oh wait, he's a crackhead...nevermind.

- L/S

LightShade wrote: Indeed. It lies solely on the owner to make sure he has all the proper permits from all authorities. I have never been approached by this owner regarding any sort of permitting.

i don't think you have the proper permit

Belongs in tales of adventure please.

btw why
1x Light Shade
and
1x LighShade

?

Lightshade on forums (me) = Light Shade ingame (red PK)

Light Shade on forum = LightShade of DG in game (blue)

not same person. its confusing and he gets most of my hate mail lol

I can't believe people pay for cA permits...wow.

DrFaustus wrote:I can't believe people pay for cA permits...wow.

sometimes we can't either, but we do have a database of permits bought with codes & pics. everything from sheep farms to taming in the HH room

Tha FUh?

What a great contribution to the safety of Britannian citizens this is!

..... 3 years ago


Patrick-1 is such a wildman! Woo!

Oh lol, didn't notice it was that old. That commercial bot must have reacted on "home inspection". Hehe.