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Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:38 pm
by LightShade
People often say I run new chars off the server by inspecting their homes. I guess I run a lot of newbies who own tons of large houses. Anyways, here is me "running some reds" off the server i guess.

Violation: Code Red - Too dumb to be red, too dumb to be blue.
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Violation: Code Red - Too dumb to be red, too dumb to be blue.
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Violation: Token sheep farm. Stacking them up just makes them easier for me to kill. He lives north of vesper.
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Violation: Just Sucking Enough To Suck
4 R>A guys sparring on one NPC. Just like on the field when they 4v1 guys they usually dont kill them either. However, I threw in a couple EQ's and helped R>A kill something for once.
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Multiple violations. The Story of the great Jesse. A few posts ago I informed everyone that I had "inspected" (killed) an entire guild within one small house at once. Now in this instance I think I inspected a guys entire plethora of chars on his account(s). He kept logging in characters.

Violation #1: Being too newbie to own a house period.
Violation #2: Being too newbie to have multiple chars
Violation #3: Keyboard violation - failing to "i ban thee" an EV before it killed your entire account
Bonus: EV llama made a special appearance

This was the start of the char logins
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Then more came.
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I left him a notice (rune) just in case he was still too stupid to realize at this point.
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Violation: Being a Lord. As sad as it sounds - Lords fall victim to 80%+ of their inspections.
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Violation: Heal before thy flame
I hope you got a skill gain on that last Flamestrike. I suggest you rethink your macro.
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Violation: Using bugs to not have to heal yourself is bad practice. At least he is still guarding your corpse.
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Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:36 am
by Atraxi
LightShade wrote:Violation: Token sheep farm. Stacking them up just makes them easier for me to kill. He lives north of vesper.
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LOL!!! Idk who owns this tower now, but it's funny to see they still have the Counselor statues that I built when this was the C^V Rune Library.

Anyone know who the current owners are?

LS, what did the house sign say?

Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:10 am
by LightShade
It said M_S

Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:30 am
by Atraxi
LightShade wrote:It said M_S
"MS"? Sounds like an invitation for people like you. :D

They forgot to put EQ first!

Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 4:06 am
by Quin the Wretch
lol


*locks doors*

Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 8:34 pm
by Mortpure
Wow, you got a lot of time to lose!! :shock:

Re: Friday Inspection Fun - PKing PKs

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:56 am
by Light Shade
Time to lose? This is a serious endeavor. The beginning players on this shard need to be educated to make them better players.

-L/S