UO Second Age

Hail citizens!

Before I embarked on my patrol I had to check some things to make sure all was in order. As well as pick up a few things.
On the way to the East Brit Mage shop I find the AFK Stealth macroer with an offensive guild title who was murdered the day before, a couple screens East of his previous location....I guess he is hard headed.
I had to go to Jhelom for a few things and stumbled upon a huge sheep farm. All of them were wild and were in need of some trimming up also.
So I do my part to help the public and retame and tend to the sheep to make sure they stay in good health.
After completion of my errands it is almost time for me to check in for my shift. I decide to clock in a little early and help my self to some free kolaches.
I proceed to East Brit bank a little early to relieve the officer currently on duty. That is when I run in to our newest cadet Wild Bill. It appears he had already been hard at work and gives me a status report on the current situation. This is when a thief named muahaha decides to rudely interrupt our police procedures and gets curious as to what I am carrying. My anti-snooping kit goes off and he is promptly poisoned.
You know what they say.... "curiosity killed the thief."
With muahaha dead Bill can finally finish with his status report...
Shane becomes my first arrest of the day and finds out why the BPD is bad for the town thief business....
The day has just started and part 2 will be filled with plenty of Justice.

Hail citizens!

This is part2 and it starts off with a good citizen named Roland dealing out some vigilante Justice to delete and muahaha.
Shortly after muahaha goes grey for whatever reason and is on the run. A chase starts and he turns blue to those who had not flagged yet and a poor citizen gets guard whacked having flagged too late....


Soon a new player to these lands is looking for the mines. So I escort him to the mines and explain where the guard zone boundries are. Upon arrival he runs into another miner who is curious of who he is. It turns out they are long lost friends from another time and another server....
Upon my return to the city I had forgotten to tab out of my last arrest when conducting a legal search on a hoodlum. I am promptly guardwhacked and enter the spirit world for a short time....

muahaha got my stuff but gets a little to curious and upon entering the world of the living again I get to watch him kill himself by tampering with my ant-theft device....
I go to get regeared up but feel a little cocky. So, I put my suit of "absolute sexyness" on and lay the smackdown on a miscreant named Lionel almost as soon as I arrive back to the city....
Immediately after that another hoodlum named Amazonia goes grey and dances across my screen. Not heeding my demands for arrest deadly force is needed...
Then a known hoodlum goes perma and I have to end muahaha's petty thieving ways.....for now....

A citizen approaches and wants to know where the BPD HQ is. I show them where it is located only to find out their friend who is a thief known as Shadow Jack is stuck on our roof and cannot get off....

Upon my return to the bank some citizen named Rica goes grey and will not cooperate so she finds out what Justice feels like
Part 3 the conclusion of this patrol is next.

Hail citizens!

This is part 3 and the conclusion to my patrol on the fifth of August. Part 3 starts off with me catching wind from a citizen that Uncle Ben has been trying to peddle stolen rice. Upon legal search I find out this is indeed true so I try to arrest him.

He does not cooperate and starts running around like Barry Sanders but eventually he succumbs to Justice....
Only a short distance away I find another miscreant who tries to steal from me and pays the price. I corner him up and beat him to a pulp since he wants to resist arrest. In the confusion he dismounts his horse before dying.... All is quiet and I was fixing to end my shift when Rumplstiltskin runs up to the bank out of nowhere. Remembering him from previous patrols I search him and find his stolen goods. A chase ensues and he gets away.

I am persistant and find him a couple minutes later only a few screens away using his hiding skill to be invisible. I reveal him and start whacking away. He never moves and is just standing there.
I guess he went AFK thinking the law would not eventually track him down.....Justice can be bittersweet for some.
After that the bank gets quiet and patrons can bank in peace. I go to the local inn to log out but before I do I had to go AFK for a sec to handle a RL situation. Upon my return to the fantasy realms of Sosaria I find out Rica who I arrested with deadly force earlier had tried to get revenge and attacked me while I was AFK.

So she gets killed by me while I was AFK. Patrol was a great success with one casualty due to not tabbing out. I had more kill shots but could not add them due to the length of this report already and because I cannot determine who it was that got killed.

Thank you citizens and have a nice day!

Border Patrol wrote:So she gets killed by me while I was AFK.

Good stuff, Probie. Keep up the good work!

good days work there

Officer_Atraxi wrote:

Border Patrol wrote:So she gets killed by me while I was AFK.

Good stuff, Probie. Keep up the good work!

Thank you sir, I will.

Also thanks for the free kolaches Atraxi they were good

Border Patrol wrote:

Officer_Atraxi wrote:

Border Patrol wrote:So she gets killed by me while I was AFK.

Good stuff, Probie. Keep up the good work!

Thank you sir, I will.

Also thanks for the free kolaches Atraxi they were good

Did you remember to take out the trash before you signed out after your shift? I don't want Vhyx's suggestions to fester. If I smell them when I get to the office, I know a certain Cadet that might get stuck with that rank for a while.

I see UNIX added a "GUARDS" to his macro. Probably because I killed him in that same spot yesterday...

That was a fun report to read.

Good to see BPD active again.

aye thanks for the great work

Citizens,

Thank you for you appreciation and I will try my best to make the banks safe when I am on duty.