Hear Ye! Hear Ye! - Dire news about Vesper

[Pirul]

Hail Citizens of Sosaria!

As it has been mentioned in this previous report, The Company of the Vigilant, and it's allies have been very active in gathering as much information as possible regarding the foul pestilence that calls itself the Bloodrock Clan, and which has been expanding its reach into formerly peaceful, and law abiding cities.

In our previous incursion into their fort, we uncovered a map with the route they have traced, ending in Vesper, as well as the chest full of heads they have been collecting to summon their deity.

Today, a spy was sent into the fort to gather further intelligence, and provide us with an advantage to prepare ourselves for their inevitable attempt to take over Vesper.

Our findings are detailed below:

After managing to reach the fort's roof unnoticed, our spy waits until a healthy group of URK start to gather.

In their blood thirst, their conversation starts to lead into their plans for invading Vesper. The following are snippets from the spy's journal, as well as images from the same URK talking about the fate of Vesper.

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However, it does not stop there, their plans also include the massive destruction of New Windmere.

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Unfortunately, as can be seen from the last journal entry, our spy was discovered, and had to make a hasty retreat before being able to uncover more information about their plans.

The full transcript of their conversation follows, both in URK, and, what we believe to be, its closest translation, to our King's language:

URK:
Leader - en sef zat zat deys urks clomp vespuur
URK 1 - ee liak dis rhobe
URK 2 - Noooggrraahh!!! (*howl*)
URK 1 - VESPUR!!!
Leader - yub
URK 1 - CHOOM!!! (*hrhrhr*)
Leader - uu ull betur beh awayk fer ib
URK 3 - Choom dem oll!!!
Leader - wut shuld ee'm naym vespur?
Leader - zat zat sef deys ... ee tink (*holds up seven fingers*)
URK 3 - Hrm
Leader - yub
URK 2 - hmmm
URK 2 - Nayme et fer Ne'rull
Leader - Oh ... nerull ... hrm
Leader - citee ub nerull
Leader - bleh
Leader - nerullshire
Leader - hoho
URK 2 - hohoho
URK 3 - Ne'rull'z poop bowl
Leader - ooh dat culd wurk
URK 3 - HOHOHO Ne'rull'z toilut
Leader - hrm ee tink ee'm suld jus buurn vespur
URK 3 - hohoho
Leader - ee nub wunt dat cite ... juz mek ib ded ... gib tu belok
URK 2 - dat wurkz
URK 3 - gug edeah
Leader - dat uther umie citee ner der ... wut ib culd ... dat ceee veee citee ... suld clomp ib tuu!
URK 3 - Ee sniff ummie ... "Von Drake"
Leader - umie?
URK 2 - whur?
URK 3 - yub ... Wezt

Translation:
Leader – In seventy days the urks will destroy Vesper
URK 1 – I like this robe
URK 2 - Noooggrraahh!!! (*howl*) [By the translator: battle cry]
URK 1 - VESPER!!!
Leader - yes
URK 1 – Destroy!!! (*hrhrhr*) [By the translator: guttural battle cry]
Leader – You all better be awake for it
URK 3 - Kill them all!!!
Leader – What should we name Vesper?
Leader – Seventy days ... I think (*holds up seven fingers*)
URK 3 – Hrm [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
Leader - yes
URK 2 – hmmm [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
URK 2 – Name it after Ne'rull
Leader - Oh ... nerull ... hrm [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
Leader – City of nerull
Leader – bleh [By the translator: guttural sound of reject]
Leader – nerullshire [By the translator: proper name for city]
Leader – hoho [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
URK 2 – hohoho [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
URK 3 - Ne'rull'z poop bowl [By the translator: could not find a proper translation for the vulgarity]
Leader – Oh, that could work!
URK 3 - HOHOHO Ne'rull's toilet [By the translator: guttural sound of approval, followed by…]
Leader - hrm I think we should just burn Vesper [By the translator: guttural sound of approval, followed by…]
URK 3 – hohoho [By the translator: guttural sound of approval]
Leader – I do not want that city ... just kill everything ... give to belok [By the translator: assuming “belok” is some sort of deity to which a sacrifice will be offered]
URK 2 – That works
URK 3 – good idea
Leader – That other human city near there ... what is it called ... that C^V city ... (we) should destroy it too!
URK 3 – I smell a human ... "Von Drake"
Leader - human?
URK 2 - where?
URK 3 - yes ... West

[Pirul]

By checking our calendar and lunar phases at the time of the conversation, we have come to determine that their attack will start in less than 6 earth days. This means, Sunday will be the day of days. The night of nights. The moment humanity must fight together, side by side, for our own survival. If Vesper falls, what hope is there for the rest of the world?

[random guy]

SKAH!!! Ummie Uu imajinin tingz. Dem Urk Ownlee shayrin resipee ideez En Blahin Abow Vaykashun..Nutin elze.

[Drunk Monk]

I ran out tracking you and you were in the armory



Ulso, dem uruks hab tuu mujch grog. Blahin' abowt nayming eh citi "Ne'rullz Toilut" und oll. Dizregawrd ani enformazhion uu geb frum dat ummie, oll ib weil.

(Also, those orcs appear to be very drunk. Talking about naming a city "Ne'rullz Toilut" and all. Disregard any information obtained by this spy and carry on living your lives as normal.)

[tanmits]

Ne'rulleans and Milronkee!

[Ronk]

Ne'rulleans and Milronkee!

Uu ib en chahrg ub naymen citees jat

[Pirul]

We are making a huge mistake if we allow these vile creatures to sweet talk us into letting our guard down. If they trump Vesper, they will move on like locusts and consume another city.

Also, let's not forget about this:

URKs as they are, are already a formidable adveresary, but if that chest is to summon their supreme being, and they accomplish it, might as well loose all hope.

Do not take this information lightly.

On Sunday, every able bodied human should bear arms, and fight for Vesper!!

[fortin]

You can count me in and all the tamers I can muster from the ranks of BGH.

[Ronk]

You can count me in and all the tamers I can muster from the ranks of BGH.

Hohoho, uu shuld beh karful ib uu breng lizurds...krenbluk wil clomp dem! Krenbluk lub lizurd meet az mutch ab urks lub grub.

[WiseOne]

Finally, an organized carnage carnival. Count me in! Pirul, if you can, please PM me on the day just to remind me. Dealing with much RL shenanigans.

[OneEyedJack]

Beware the cemetary mortalsss....

The Guardian has commanded his undead legion to assisssst in collecting headsss with the orcsss.... And we willll be reincarrrnating all corpsessss we create... Be warned! Join usss or die a mossst gruesome deathhh.... Only to live againnn as a slave of our Massssterrr...!!

[Officer_Atraxi]

Hail, Lord Pirul of C^V.

I apologize for the delay in my reaction to the ongoing URK war. Unfortunately, the messengers can only travel so fast. I am still traveling, dealing with issues outside of our realm. Despite my unavailability, I can assure you that you have the full support of the Britannian Police Department in your quest to rid our cities of this filth.

I hope to be able to return before this battle happens, but should I not make it in time, I expect the BPD Ranking Officers to work with C^V in organizing a plan to defend Vesper and New Windemere in my absence.

[Atraxi]

Those vile orcs

[Ronk]

Those vile orcs

When I read this, I totally had the imperial officers voice in my head from when he says 'you rebel scum'.

[Blaise]

I will be calling a short-notice Guild Meeting shortly to discuss attendance and defense planning.
If there is to be a concerted effort by us all, we must have a leadership conference soon, so a proper defense plan can be mustered.

I will gladly host such a conference in Ascalon, so please reach out to me via PM on here or IRC (Blaise).

Hail all Sosaria! We must bring these villains down and reclaim our lands!!!