The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
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New forum account intended for RP purposes. Sorry to offend. Hopefully that pic will suggest how long I've wanted to toss the Lamp Shade jab at you. It's been eatin' at me and I thought you might get a laugh out of it.
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
So your account is that old and you're only a master healer? Kander, is that you?
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No I been here longer and im not even master yet. I still run on 2x50 chars.
[08:52] <Spitfire|work> chain knows, he's cleaned more houses than that erotic maid service
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Indeed! Report any and all violations of NPC Worker's Rights as soon as possible. Sadly, I have heard that this Vile Overlord Ivy kidnapped all the mages from Moonglow just last night and started bending them to his evil will. Then the Evil Propagandist tried to blame the good citizen's of C^V for his treacherous deeds! Blasphemy! This malignant stain on Sosaria knows no bounds for his wrongful deeds!the bazookas wrote:Don't worry, our attempt at rehabilitation was mostly-successful (we brought them back from the brink of death), and the mages have been allowed to their shops. The Papua mages had visited them for support for about a day, and they returned home earlier... all except the Papua alchemist and herbalist--they stayed until the Delucia mages were discharged (mostly because nobody buys anything from them anyway).Kander wrote:Its a shame when a nice guild such as C^V are doing such evil things like luring npc mages from town so new players cant buy regs in peace!
We hope that these rehabilitated mages have a long future of serving the new player population... but we recognize that the ordeal is not over for them. If Ivy starts AFK buying again, the mages could "fall off the wagon" and become raging workaholics again... resulting in serious consequences. We will do what we can to avoid this outcome, but it's difficult to overcome such blatant disregard for the NPC's needs!
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
I had to turn down my GM cooking to make room for more camping.Boondock_Saint wrote:So your account is that old and you're only a master healer? Kander, is that you?
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
Hehe.. I was just using your skill set to make fun of Kander.
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I heard that Kander is a GM Moonshiner. His relatives have a show on Discovery..
Hythloth Tower for Sale. Contact Boondock_Saint via PMs because it's his and not mine. Azheman will broker the deal, naked.
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Truth!!! I do have a jar of it beside my comp.Vhyx wrote:I heard that Kander is a GM Moonshiner. His relatives have a show on Discovery..
[08:52] <Spitfire|work> chain knows, he's cleaned more houses than that erotic maid service
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
Holy hijacked thread, Batman!...
That reminds me, anybody know when the new Batman movie is coming out?
That reminds me, anybody know when the new Batman movie is coming out?
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These poor mages. This was when the mages first made it to the Rehabilitation Clinic. They kept trying to go work and had to be restrained until the Worker's Addiction was broken. It was a long and painful process, but the mages are better off for it! They were able to quit Cold Turkey, not an easy thing to do!
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
can u buy regs from them from inside ur keep lol
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
That's kind of like asking "Can you give a raging alcoholic who is in rehabilitation a barrel of booze?" Your question offends me, sir!Tiwstacain wrote:can u buy regs from them from inside ur keep lol
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Re: The Weary, Overburdened Mages of Britannia
i suggest we have a few volunteers donate 1gp per mile walked to help out the mages and end this tyranny!!
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The mages were taken out for walks daily to stretch their legs. It took quite some time to get their stamina and endurance back after being forced to stand in their huts day and night slaving away!
Hopefully the mages will be allowed to work under better conditions in the future. They sure seemed to enjoy their walks.
On this day we taught them Country Line Dancing!
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Hopefully the mages will be allowed to work under better conditions in the future. They sure seemed to enjoy their walks.
On this day we taught them Country Line Dancing!
-L/S
[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax
Tom: Get bad bro