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PvP Lessons by Pringles

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Having bested the Great and Valiant Warrior Blaise in a fair fought duel, the Peerless PvP’er Pringle [MvP] searches the realm for matches to test her unsurpassed skills. Finding such worthy adversaries is a difficult thing for one with such Prominent Prowess on the PvP field, though. Most flee in stark terror before the guantlet can even be thrown down! Laughing to herself, she ambles down the road and tosses her trusty guard friend a few gold coins and thanks him for his services in the Blaise matter.

Pringles: "Good help is hard to find, my guard friend."
Guard: "Yes, M'lady, it is. I can't believe he didn't see me sneaking up on him!"
Pringles: **Thinks, I can't have word getting out...**
Pringles: **Sticks dagger in guards ribs** "That outta keep him quiet."

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On to my next victim! Errr...duel!

Knowing that Lightshade never accepts duels and only runs his mouth and is complete trash and cannot fight for crap and is just plain horribad and should quit in complete and utter disgrace with his head held down in shame...Pringles seeks him out for a fair fought Gentlemen's duel! Knowing the coward that Lightshade is, though, she "forces" the issue...

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Well, that didn't take long. It was almost as if his heart just wasn't in it! It was like he wasn't even trying! I doubt he even cared!
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Hrmmm...alls fair in love and war, right? Gentlemen's duel? I'm no gentleman, i'm a lady! Well, perhaps not the best description...
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Having bested her long-time foe, Lightshade, Pringles sets her sights on bigger game to prove to UOSA once and for all that she is the best PvP'er around!

While seeking a worthy fight, she happens upon the UOSA-Renowned PvP'er, chainsoar, and challenges him to a duel. chainsoar, being the elite duelist that he is, graciously accepts!
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Pringles, thinking back on her battle with Blaise, sets up the unbeatable Guard Zone Combo!!!
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As usual, Pringles defeats anyone who goes up against her. Why do they even try?
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Elite Duelist, chainsoar: http://my.uosecondage.com/Status/Player/32910

Having bested the best PvP'er in all of Sosaria, Pringles is now content.


-L/S
Last edited by Light Shade on Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:42 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax

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What was the moral of this story?
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too." Grandpa Simpson
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Paying off the guards to get an edge in duels is worth the investment?

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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax

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did you really kill a pure mare
<green> grats pink and co. .... the 3 of you f---ing scrubs together can blow up a bard. IMPRESSIVE
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nightshark wrote:did you really kill a pure mare
Alas, my poor nightmare was indeed Murdered in cold blood. :(
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax

Tom: Get bad bro
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rofl i already took pringles honor months ago in a 10sec duell, shes done
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[22:00:50] <@Dupre> arsen isnt raging, hes jsut german, it just sounds taht way
[22:00:58] <@Dupre> hes actually very calm and gentle
[22:03:54] <@Dupre> arsen is also the best player here
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Arsen wrote:rofl i already took pringles honor months ago in a 10sec duell, shes done
Did he say he took pringles' honor within 10 seconds? I don't think that means what he thinks that means.
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wow this made my morning rofl
<mistercherry> i bet ide beat yer asss in scrabble
<Atraxi> as soon as i find the noobs i stole from
<Jamison> lelouche your taunts will be your downfall
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I took Arsens honor in 5 seconds. (and GK this is what you think it means)
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Forgery. I never attacked that close to town.
Also, I was wearing Verite the day Pringles got me Guard Whacked. :)
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Get a life dude
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*Hazy wrote:Get a life dude
Alas, my poor UOSA life was taken by non other than the Elite Duelist Pringles! The humanity! :(

-L/S
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax

Tom: Get bad bro
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