UO Second Age

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:32 pm**

Citizens of Britannia, beware! A new guild of fashionably sensible and interior decorating savvy individuals is roaming the countryside of Sosaria!
If your home is not Feng Shui, they will find you! They will insist on an explanation for your clashing colors and your failed attempts of decoration.

In some cases, they have been known to Murder the Home Owner and "spruce things up" for them.

Citizens of Britannia, it is time you take Home Deco seriously....OR ELSE!!!!

The OFFENSIVE HOUSE!

BEWARE THE INTERIOR DECO POLICE!!!

-L/S

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:36 pm**

And I thought I had enough to worry about.... Does black go with faded black?

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:38 pm**

ariok wrote:And I thought I had enough to worry about.... Does black go with faded black?

BLASPHEMY! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:40 pm**

I'm sure they will aprove of my decoed house!

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 pm**

TheBreadMan wrote:I'm sure they will aprove of my decoed house!

I believe there is a special spot reserved for you in the Sosarian Underworld for your vile offenses against the Fashionably Sensible.

-L/S

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:54 pm**

Oh No's! The citizens of Britannia are revolting against the Interior Deco Police! Sosaria is dissolving into a land of lawlessness! Lock your doors!

-L/S

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