UO Second Age

Okay, before anyone says it, I know there's no such thing as "too much UO", but when I read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster wrote:"We told the guests everything was [okay] and under control and we tried to stop them panicking," a cabin steward recalled.

The first thing that popped into my head was the image of a cabin steward saying "Kal Ort Por" and vanishing. "Don't worry, folks! Everything's fine! Now just lemme grab my regs and GTFO! PEACE, NOOBS! Hope you can swim!"

lol

Here's a true story:

When I was 16 I was working at McDonald's with my friend and fellow UO player. A few older couples had stopped in to get some food while cross-country cruising on their motorcycles. One guy looks at another and quietly asks, "You OK on gas?" Only hearing the beginning, I looked at my buddy and said, "Did he just say UO?"

You set up a tent and start a fire thinking, yeah I'm finally a GM at camping.

When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"

Atraxi wrote:

WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"

Nice! How about "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee" ?

WiseOne wrote:

Atraxi wrote:

WiseOne wrote:When you go near the bank you shout "Bank vendor buy these guards a drink before I ban thee"

Mine's "Vendor buy the cross guards a stable bank balance or I ban thee!!"

Nice! How about "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee" ?

That's good, too. It doesn't cover the stable, tho. How about "Vendor sell these un stable cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee"?

Got it! "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee to the stable (to spend the night with them)"?


Slow day at work...

WiseOne wrote:Got it! "Vendor sell these cross dressing guards a bank balance before I ban thee to the stable (to spend the night with them)"?

Ok now i feel like I'm playing that retarded "in bed" game with fortune cookies

WiseOne wrote:Slow day at work...

Yeah, I'm bored too. blah

When you get so bored that you go to college because the game is so mind numblingly dull that you can't stand the login screen anymore.

I swear to god, the same arguments I see now are the same arguments I saw when I was a noob but with different people. Everything repeats here so much that it is tiring.

I think this is a repeat thread, even.

How about "Vendor Buy the Bank Guards a Beer, Else I ban thee to sleep in the Stable."

One night I actually tried to recall off a fish steak - Twice. ...then, puzzled, thought to myself "But I just marked that Fish steak"

2 secs later, I'm done. AFK IRC, close client, switch monitor.

I had to elevate my laptop then place a frozen ice pack beneath it just to keep it from overheating.... for more playing.

I wish I was making this up.

its not a good macro without a recdu recsu in it