UO Second Age

Hail citizens!,

This day starts off with a graduation ceremony and an initiation ceremony. Chief Atraxi arrives as the ceremony is about to begin.
Cadet Saito Hajime is going to be promoted and Ronald D Jr. will be added to the stone.
Saito Hajime is now officially a BPD Lieutenant.
Ronald D Jr. is now officially a BPD Cadet.
After the ceremony is over I spot this suspicious individual. After further investigation he has not done any crimes to the citizens as of yet.
I also spot someone named Talson. It seems like a very plain name to me. It could be some one in a disguise kit....
part 2 is next.

After further investigation it does appear "Talson" has done crimes against the innocents. His crooked ways shall not go unpunished!
Turbo is making sure all the citizens conduct themselves in accordance with Lord British's laws. All seems well and it has been quite some time since any criminals have been spotted.
We decide since it is a very slow night that we will widen our patrols. We start to patrol the borders and escort some citizens in need....
We are pretty successful and suffer 0 casualties.
Since we are already in Trinsic from escorting the last citizen we decide to make sure the area is secure of thugs and other miscreants. Even though these citizens seem rather shady...they are not criminal. We decide it is time to head back to WBB. It has been a while since we left it.
Upon our arrival at WBB Smeagol poisons himself on an anti-theft kit. part 3 is next.

Jerk is soon spotted at the bank. After further investigation he is a criminal and attempts to flee. We give chase to this scumbag and are in hot pursuit.
Jerk continues to resist arrest and will not cooperate. We will have to use deadly force to bring Justice to this criminal.
The criminal is taken out of commission and all of his contraband is seized as evidence.
Everything was quiet until some lunatic named Purple Squirts starts gate bombing the bank...
Smeagol steals from someone and Turbo kills him before he can get away.
As we go back to the bank it appears "Purple Squirts" had finished everyone off. Death was everywhere.
Turbo kills another thief. This time he was helped by some vigilante Justice. A good citizen named Aevyian assisted the officer in apprehending the suspect. part 4 is next

It appears that some strange magnetic force in these realms are hindering my movement. I have read ancient texts in my youth that had reffered it as LAG. The force seems so strong that at times it forces me to go to sleep (crashes my client). Despite being hindered by this awesome force I push on and try to deal with it. I soon notice Smeagol acting kinda suspicious. Sure enough the rascal has done bad things again and does not want to cooperate.
I almost kill the punk several times but this mystic lag force continues to glue me to one spot. It allows him to just walk away!
This force even makes me fall a sleep a couple more times!
He even gets Deadly Poisoned and I still cannot kill him due to this ancient force from the depths of hell! He is almost dead just let me walk over there already!!!!

It makes me go to sleep again and I decide that the lag monster wins. Smeagol gets to live this time. This is the end of my patrol due to circumstances beyond my control.

Border Patrol out.