UO Second Age

The folks of N-R insist on carrying house keys and runebooks, so this guide could have easily been titled: "How to get your house looted in 2 simple steps". However, since they had nothing worth looting, the situation quickly devolved into more of a, "How to get your house creepily invaded by a perverted stalker", type scenario.

Ahem. Enjoy scrubbing your floors. That smell will haunt you...

I take it you left behind more than you took with you.

As far as equine ejaculate is concerned, yes.

Weirdo!

Gashek is a real gentleman. He let the horse finish. Keep it classy, bro.

I miss my alter-ego