BLAOW! I haz a vendor! =^.^=
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:23 pm
Are you looking for adventure but don't know where to start?!
Then come on down to Gateman's Awesome Vendor of Epicness (That Will Blow Your Mind)!
The GAVE features all sorts of exciting awesomeness and is restocked pretty much ALL THE TIME! SHIT YEAH!
Tired of 24-hour farming because the endgame has become too BORING for you? FUCK THAT!
Grab your best adventuring gear, buy one of my Random Adventure Runes©, and have yourself blast! (KABOOM!)
All runes stolen from actual players. Names have not been changed nor confirmed. Gateman holds no liability should you recall your red into town.
Are you a noob without the money to buy the awesome and epic magic items you want?! NOT ANYMORE!
Check out the MAGIC ITEM GRAB BAG featuring low to moderate level magical arms, armor, and jewelry for the LOW, LOW price of 500 gold! Hell, if I'm too lazy to identify everything, you might get lucky and find something AMAZING!
What are you waiting for? COME ON DOWN! Located just east of Yew Bank, you'll never have to feel unsafe buying other people's belongings ever again!
