UO Second Age

CMan camps Vesper Strip quite a bit. He vainly attempts to murder anyone shopping there. I recently set up a shop. I went to stock it with tinker traps, only to be chased inside the house by CMan. I hide and wait. He goes in Coffee's shop across the street, casts invisibility on himself and lies in wait. I meander over with only a trapped box on me. I enter. He does not reveal himself. I say "vendor buy" a couple of times as though I am buying something. This brings him out. He kills me as a I pretend to flee. I die. He loots my body. He dies. I laugh.

owned irl

Hilarious, keep writting down the adventures of Chumbucket. Always a laugh