the adventures of jack!!!

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the adventures of jack!!!

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hi guys im jack i have a stupid neighbour hes real dumb because he thinks he can live next to us!! let me show you how dumb he is
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he even left his house key on him and no tables to block his lockdowns!!! (i had 2 keep some stuff in his chests
so my mom wouldnt get mad at me 4 screwing someone)
then he starts raging real hard!!!
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(this is actually the 3rd time we've looted him)
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(i'm actually only 7 LoL!!)
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(artists representation of him irl)
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ok guys thx 4 reading my story now i have 2 go to churcgh b4 my mom gets mad LoL!!
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Classic. Tell Yomega I said "HI!"
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thank you jack for filling me in on how dumb he is. you are very helpful not just because you are my guildmate but also because ur my irl brother. thx
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the adventure of jack and matthew continued

another day another visit to our good friend yomega
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hey why such a sour tone? oh wait..
*flashback*
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(this is our best guess at what is going on inside their house at this point in time)
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and your little horse too

wait he's still talking isn't he
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no please not the end of our uo
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epilogue:
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ok my mom told me not 2 stay up past midnight she will be awful cross with me bye
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+1

classic uo griefing material right here..

looking forward to more of this!
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selling location for house spot in prime moonglow location
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Can I be in your guild?
Derrick wrote::cry: :( :o :lol: :roll: :wink:
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only if u jknow how to get into the warp zone in super mario brothers!!
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you guys are funny and clever, gave me something to lol @ at work.
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<hemperor> plus im sure ive handled more money than your mcdonalds ass ever has, my $1200 dollar speaks for itself! :)
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But I have a really cool porn star name.
Derrick wrote::cry: :( :o :lol: :roll: :wink:
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BEST POST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!
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niqeo wrote:BEST POST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOloL
<mistercherry> i bet ide beat yer asss in scrabble
<Atraxi> as soon as i find the noobs i stole from
<Jamison> lelouche your taunts will be your downfall
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rum and the thread starter made my day and its only 3:52 am

CONGRATS
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haha....omega and 2 buddies PK'd me within my first 10 days on the server recently (even with 2 friends to help him gank my noob toon one of them almost died on the mobs, how sad), and after he'd looted everything and killed my mount they refused to ress me with a nice "lol no way noob"

...and now I get to see pictures of when he started on the server complaining about getting PK'd as a noob. What an ass :wink:
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Lagrath wrote:haha....omega and 2 buddies PK'd me within my first 10 days on the server recently (even with 2 friends to help him gank my noob toon one of them almost died on the mobs, how sad), and after he'd looted everything and killed my mount they refused to ress me with a nice "lol no way noob"

...and now I get to see pictures of when he started on the server complaining about getting PK'd as a noob. What an ass :wink:
That's not him getting started on the server. He's just still a noob.
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