UO Second Age

Hello friends of Ultima Online,

Are you going on an extended trip away from Ultima Online (THE THOUGHT!)? Have you ever worried about your small houses that you vaguely care for collapsing just because you forgot to refresh them (I know some of you have 15 houses!!!). Well then, poopface has the solution for you. I am offering to refresh your house on a daily basis for a mere 250 gold per week (50% off per each house above 1). You simply need to provide a rune and a friendship status to the house and it will never decay. By enrolling in poopface's House Refreshing Service you will be able to go on that extended vacation you and your family have always wanted to go on without the worry of your house decaying

So, what do you have to lose? Go out and enjoy the world and let poopface worry about the rest! (Act now! I am offering a 20% discount today only to encourage new signups!)

FAQ:
Q: Won't you just loot the house while I'm gone?
A: No, before you leave on your wonderful IRL trip, you simply need to lock the house and friend me. I will have no access to your wonderful items inside.

Thank you

-poopface

hmm somethin smells about this service

JBURNS wrote:hmm somethin smells about this service

Lol is this a pun ?



Not a bad idea considering people can keep their doors locked and still have them refreshed.

Lambo wrote:

JBURNS wrote:hmm somethin smells about this service

Lol is this a pun ?



Not a bad idea considering people can keep their doors locked and still have them refreshed.

But he could choose to not refresh and let it IDOC...

Agnes wrote:

Lambo wrote:

JBURNS wrote:hmm somethin smells about this service

Lol is this a pun ?



Not a bad idea considering people can keep their doors locked and still have them refreshed.

But he could choose to not refresh and let it IDOC...

That would be considered a scam via the forums which is against the shard rules i believe.

Seems Legit, let me friend you to all my property!

Word of warning: while I have no way to know what's going on here, I believe there are some ways in which a player can loot your house - specifically a tower or castle or keep - if merely friended. They don't even need to be able to get "inside" the house to be able to do this - they can do it if you keep the door locked and no key nearby.

So while under normal circumstances, you should absolutely trust someone you meet on the internet, especially if they like references to "poop"... in this case one outlier case, I'd advise caution.

Please explain this

Mikel123 wrote:Word of warning: while I have no way to know what's going on here, I believe there are some ways in which a player can loot your house - specifically a tower or castle or keep - if merely friended. They don't even need to be able to get "inside" the house to be able to do this - they can do it if you keep the door locked and no key nearby.

Orion GM B^D wrote:Please explain this

Mikel123 wrote:Word of warning: while I have no way to know what's going on here, I believe there are some ways in which a player can loot your house - specifically a tower or castle or keep - if merely friended. They don't even need to be able to get "inside" the house to be able to do this - they can do it if you keep the door locked and no key nearby.

Not sure if this bug still exists or not but, if someone's friended to your multi-story house, if they put an impassable object on the tile they are standing on, and then log-out and back in, when they come back they will be teleported up the the next floor.

<3 poopface
love live poopface!
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