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How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson 1
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:37 pm
by GuardianKnight
Let the greatest pvp'ers on the shard kill you and pretend you are angry about it. Go back and let them win again.
Eventually they'll get bored and stop playing because they think that this is all there is. You'll still be here and will be the greatest pvp'er by default.
You win at UO.
You're special.
Don't ever change.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:40 pm
by son
Stop posting crap in the main room, nerd.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:43 pm
by BardOfLegend
I've already began implementing this strategy. I get killed at Destard or Shame every day. Soon, I will be the l33t3st pvper ever seen on this shard.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:46 pm
by Blaise
That's so 2012. I already stepped down to allow room for the truly elite, like BardOfLegend, to have their moment in the limelight!
All hail the soon to be greatest PVP'er on the shard!!! BardOfLegend! May his reign be long and prosperous!
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:11 pm
by GuardianKnight
son wrote:Stop posting crap in the main room, nerd.
This is a general discussion.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:15 pm
by BardOfLegend
You will all feel the wrath of my +50 tambourine of vanquish and recall.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:18 pm
by Light Shade
ir best pvp'er on my secret alt that no one knows abouts
shhhhhh....dont tells
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:58 pm
by chumbucket
The guy who really impressed me was THE ULTIMATE PK, who would duel anyone, any time, any place for a castle deed.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:41 pm
by GuardianKnight
Yeah, that guy was probably the most courageous suicidal maniac I have ever seen in irc.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:52 pm
by chumbucket
GuardianKnight wrote:Yeah, that guy was probably the most courageous suicidal maniac I have ever seen in irc.
No one would duel him for castle deeds, which proves he is the best.
Re: How to become the greatest pvp'er on the shard. Lesson
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:15 pm
by GuardianKnight
If his name was GuardianKnight, everyone would take that offer. They'd think about how weak that farmer/dragon tamer is.