Melix and the Looming Shadow
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:45 pm
“I have faced Lich Lords and their most vile curses, Ogre Lords and their most fearsome blows, and arachnids and serpent men from lost lands, even the demon spawn of hell, yet there is but one thing I fear throughout all this land – the thing that is even more terrible than an army of a thousand orcs is any group of orcs that act upon their own volition!
While these creatures I have mentioned do indeed wield great powers, they do so individually. Even an army of orcs is usually controlled by one master, with one focus for destruction. But a legion of orcs which have no master? No clear purpose? Even the heroic gods of Valhalla, who are accustomed to every kind of act that could be contrived during the most vicious of wars, would shudder in the presence of such defilement of nature."
Turbo raised a class high over the solid oaken table, “Let me tell you know about a man who, armed only with a stick and a generous basin of courage, faced such fear with nary a thought for what would befall him should he become captive to this terrible pestilence. Melix the Stranger of Yew!”
I met the man just outside of Yew. I had heard rumors about a vicious clan of orcs that had established themselves south west of the village graveyard. Supposing, as any knowledgeable warrior would, that this band of orcs was being controlled by some villain set on the destruction of Yew, I made my way to the ruins. It is common legend that if you wish to reap vengeance upon an enemy you can venture forth to these ruins and attempt dominance over the liches that lurk there. I was sure I would find the source powerful enough to control the orcs there. No sooner had I arrived than I found several lich corpses fallen to the ground, their decrepit bodies lying beaten apart beyond that which even the weight of their graves could not have done. I saw him, as he struggled for his life against the last stagnant corpse, still alive enough to spout curses. Melix is the only name he would give me.
Seeing my work done before I had a chance to perform it myself, I gave Melix all my gratitude. Surely with the liches dispatched, the orcs gathering under the banner of Shadow would disperse! We made our way to Yew and rested just outside the Empath Abby. That’s when we saw it, a gruntling of an orc, but an orc none-the-less! Daring and able to cross the borders set forth by King Britain without suffering swift and instantaneous death! And upon his defiled crest he bore the clear mark of the Shadow. Surely they should have fled by now. That is when a felt a pit in my stomach akin to the force of Jupiter falling out of orbit. These orcs knew no masters but themselves! Melix and I quickly dispatched the vile bugger, but not before he dashed my armor to pieces!”
Turbo looked over the audience that now filled the Abby, “Ye men of Yew, I have told you this tale as a warning! No longer can you wait upon the King’s pretended concern for your land. By the time the good King learns that his treasured source of the finest lumber is lost, you will already have born the most dreadful tortures imaginable, and it will be weeks or months beyond that before any of the royal guards arrive to clean up the destruction.
You must call upon your farmers and your spinners! You must sharpen your plowshares to swords! Turn in your hearth for a helmet and your oak doors for a shield! It is time to call forth your mighty militia!”
His blade was drawn before his chalice slammed to the table as he cried out "Call forth your militia and White Harbor shall fight with you!"
While these creatures I have mentioned do indeed wield great powers, they do so individually. Even an army of orcs is usually controlled by one master, with one focus for destruction. But a legion of orcs which have no master? No clear purpose? Even the heroic gods of Valhalla, who are accustomed to every kind of act that could be contrived during the most vicious of wars, would shudder in the presence of such defilement of nature."
Turbo raised a class high over the solid oaken table, “Let me tell you know about a man who, armed only with a stick and a generous basin of courage, faced such fear with nary a thought for what would befall him should he become captive to this terrible pestilence. Melix the Stranger of Yew!”
I met the man just outside of Yew. I had heard rumors about a vicious clan of orcs that had established themselves south west of the village graveyard. Supposing, as any knowledgeable warrior would, that this band of orcs was being controlled by some villain set on the destruction of Yew, I made my way to the ruins. It is common legend that if you wish to reap vengeance upon an enemy you can venture forth to these ruins and attempt dominance over the liches that lurk there. I was sure I would find the source powerful enough to control the orcs there. No sooner had I arrived than I found several lich corpses fallen to the ground, their decrepit bodies lying beaten apart beyond that which even the weight of their graves could not have done. I saw him, as he struggled for his life against the last stagnant corpse, still alive enough to spout curses. Melix is the only name he would give me.
Seeing my work done before I had a chance to perform it myself, I gave Melix all my gratitude. Surely with the liches dispatched, the orcs gathering under the banner of Shadow would disperse! We made our way to Yew and rested just outside the Empath Abby. That’s when we saw it, a gruntling of an orc, but an orc none-the-less! Daring and able to cross the borders set forth by King Britain without suffering swift and instantaneous death! And upon his defiled crest he bore the clear mark of the Shadow. Surely they should have fled by now. That is when a felt a pit in my stomach akin to the force of Jupiter falling out of orbit. These orcs knew no masters but themselves! Melix and I quickly dispatched the vile bugger, but not before he dashed my armor to pieces!”
Turbo looked over the audience that now filled the Abby, “Ye men of Yew, I have told you this tale as a warning! No longer can you wait upon the King’s pretended concern for your land. By the time the good King learns that his treasured source of the finest lumber is lost, you will already have born the most dreadful tortures imaginable, and it will be weeks or months beyond that before any of the royal guards arrive to clean up the destruction.
You must call upon your farmers and your spinners! You must sharpen your plowshares to swords! Turn in your hearth for a helmet and your oak doors for a shield! It is time to call forth your mighty militia!”
His blade was drawn before his chalice slammed to the table as he cried out "Call forth your militia and White Harbor shall fight with you!"