UO Second Age

Bring yo cocks out Friday May 31st at 9pm EST

RULES:

NO HEALING YOUR COCKS

COCKS MUST FIGHT TO DEATH

BRACKET STYLE


Everyone has a name for their cock, so there will be a 20k prize for the best cock name!!

Count me in. I'll be bringing the Dildozer.

Lol this is great. Ill try to make it

ill be in this!!! [;

Same here

Unfortunately I'll be out of town for this, so here's my advice to participants. Find a cock with who has the most strength and dex through animal lore. Find two actually so you can have a backup. Box them in and have a bard provoke them on each other while someone with Vet keeps them alive through healing. After two or three days of training your cock will be invincible, unless somebody else does this too then it could actually be a good tournament! Both Matron and I have done this in the past and blown through cock tournaments easily and won. Either way, always a fun event.

applejack wrote:Unfortunately I'll be out of town for this, so here's my advice to participants. Find a cock with who has the most strength and dex through animal lore. Find two actually so you can have a backup. Box them in and have a bard provoke them on each other while someone with Vet keeps them alive through healing. After two or three days of training your cock will be invincible, unless somebody else does this too then it could actually be a good tournament! Both Matron and I have done this in the past and blown through cock tournaments easily and won. Either way, always a fun event.

Awe you told everyone my idea ;(

Menkaure wrote:

applejack wrote:Unfortunately I'll be out of town for this, so here's my advice to participants. Find a cock with who has the most strength and dex through animal lore. Find two actually so you can have a backup. Box them in and have a bard provoke them on each other while someone with Vet keeps them alive through healing. After two or three days of training your cock will be invincible, unless somebody else does this too then it could actually be a good tournament! Both Matron and I have done this in the past and blown through cock tournaments easily and won. Either way, always a fun event.

Awe you told everyone my idea ;(

Well now I guess Im not the smartest man alive , I was going to do this too

i would hope everyone had this plan.

i should also add there is no spell casting or enhancing drugs to be used.

damn I just bought a new pack of steroids too

Tooonight

My cock is more ready than it will ever be.