Orc Hunt!
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:51 pm
*an orc runs up to the Empath Abbey and nails a scribbled on deer hide to the door*
"What on earth does it say?" a curious Yew-ite (?) asks.
An old man, using both a gnarled staff and the walls of the abbey to keep him upright, begins to smile.
"It is a challenge from the orcs. More for their entertainment than for yours I suspect, but something I suspect people will take interest in."
"Spit it out old man". The first man doesn't seem very patient. "Why is it old people must be so damn slow?"
Smiling a bit more now, the elder man continues. "The orcs state that they managed, although I can't imagine how, to put a 20,000 gold bounty on one of their own. He will be dressed in golden ringmail to make him stand out from the crowd. He may wonder about but will likely be found near the Shadowclan orc fort while wearing the golden armor. The end of the skribbles I believe are a bunch of insults and curses and poo is rubbed all over it, a delightful touch I must say."
Pulling his sword from his scabbard the first man throws the old guy a pouch with a few coins in it and heads off, presumably to make some easy money.
"I'm starting a pool", yells the old man. "I give that man 20-1 odds on returning alive with the proper head. Who will take me up on it."
WHEN: Now.
WHERE: Most likely in or near the Yew Orc Fort.
WHAT: Orcish game of manhunt. We will see which of us is best cut out for survival. You can make some easy loot. We intend to set up new bounties on a regular basis, but we'll see how this goes before finalizing how often.
Happy hunting!
"What on earth does it say?" a curious Yew-ite (?) asks.
An old man, using both a gnarled staff and the walls of the abbey to keep him upright, begins to smile.
"It is a challenge from the orcs. More for their entertainment than for yours I suspect, but something I suspect people will take interest in."
"Spit it out old man". The first man doesn't seem very patient. "Why is it old people must be so damn slow?"
Smiling a bit more now, the elder man continues. "The orcs state that they managed, although I can't imagine how, to put a 20,000 gold bounty on one of their own. He will be dressed in golden ringmail to make him stand out from the crowd. He may wonder about but will likely be found near the Shadowclan orc fort while wearing the golden armor. The end of the skribbles I believe are a bunch of insults and curses and poo is rubbed all over it, a delightful touch I must say."
Pulling his sword from his scabbard the first man throws the old guy a pouch with a few coins in it and heads off, presumably to make some easy money.
"I'm starting a pool", yells the old man. "I give that man 20-1 odds on returning alive with the proper head. Who will take me up on it."
WHEN: Now.
WHERE: Most likely in or near the Yew Orc Fort.
WHAT: Orcish game of manhunt. We will see which of us is best cut out for survival. You can make some easy loot. We intend to set up new bounties on a regular basis, but we'll see how this goes before finalizing how often.
Happy hunting!