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Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:59 pm
by The oOo
Just too damned funny...
I take her out for a nice, leisurely jaunt through the woods...
She hasn't been playing much. Figured I better play it safe...
We're skyping away like kids...she's having a ball killing Ettins & Trolls...
And we wander right in to what appeared to be a PK Battle Royale!!
10? 15? Dunno...I was off screen and got jumped by 3 of them...just heard her say "Oh honey! There's like 20 of them-oh! Yea...they got me"...I lasted slightly longer...
Melted my headset with all her swearing...
She did not find my laughter amusing...and I couldn't stop.

Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:22 pm
by Budner
Women just don't like the idea of their men laughing when they die.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:03 pm
by Abyz
I wish MY wife would play UO.

Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:28 pm
by liinniejj
ooh i gave my boyfriend a hell of a laugh as well playing in the same room my first tmap as thunter (his map) a lvl 4 one:P best ive killed before it was skeletons at a graveyard:P
ooh! the panic! the screams:P
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:31 pm
by Roser
Malice once killed my girl...
She was managing the store I built for her (Patio near skara) when Malice came along and attacked her inside her shop, instead of banning him, she just took off into the woods (panic)... lol. Malice killed her shortly after.
She still brings it up to this day when I talk about UO.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:34 pm
by nevermind
i never have goten my ladie to play but i can guess her responce to being pked (they whacked me again. if u fix it ill try again noproblem) lmao
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:50 pm
by Capitalist
My girl wants to play. I won't let her because of who I am. I can imagine that PK battle royale would find its way to her house often

Nice story btw
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:26 pm
by Budner
My wife just does not understand this game at all. Not sure I blame her!
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:27 pm
by Capitalist
Budner wrote:My wife just does not understand this game at all. Not sure I blame her!
Need to PK her for pixels.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:30 pm
by Budner
Yeah I might if she owned any.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:31 pm
by Capitalist
Life insurance?
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:37 am
by Populus
Miller and I PK'd someone's wife in Destard for three days straight. Every time we would come she'd have received an upgrade.
First time she died instantly.
The other time she casted invis.
Next time she casted Gheal and shortly after recall.
Then came potions and previous upgrade together.
Lastly invis jewelry came.
During all of these encounters her husband would instantly cast recall and sometimes even invis+recall. Simply leaving his bride to death. Ever since these encounters we call the southeast room in Destard for 'the wifespot'.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:21 am
by son
Rose please tell me I've killed her as well.
I once killed GK at least 6 times at efreets in an afternoon. I still hold this memory fondly, killing Luca's first internet gf.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:49 pm
by Roser
lol... Sorry son, I don't think she ever died by your hand.
Re: Re-acclimating the wife...
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:19 pm
by Wychethyl
Populus wrote:Miller and I PK'd someone's wife in Destard for three days straight. Every time we would come she'd have received an upgrade.
First time she died instantly.
The other time she casted invis.
Next time she casted Gheal and shortly after recall.
Then came potions and previous upgrade together.
Lastly invis jewelry came.
During all of these encounters her husband would instantly cast recall and sometimes even invis+recall. Simply leaving his bride to death. Ever since these encounters we call the southeast room in Destard for 'the wifespot'.
exquisite