UO Second Age

Hail citizens!!! I bring to you private bouts on my private isle for your enjoyment and financial gain.

Here are the current standings.

Banks: 18 silver awarded "3 matches won"
Farnk: 6 silver "1 match won"
Azeman: 6 silver awarded "1 match won"
Downs: 6 silver to be awarded "1 match won"


There are more to come..........
all winners will be eligible to enter an exclusive final tourney with great benefits to your bank.

*all contestants will be chosen by me*

I won the rogue duel... Are you gonna pass over me on the final tourney entry like you did on silver prizes?

huh? I don't really understand the question.....
are you banks?
If you won then your automatically entered for the finals.

I'm downs, you had me and miller thief duel. I summoned an animal and killed him. My silver prize was not given.

oh........alas I was totally wasted and would not jip or cheat anyone.
Contact me irc for your award downs and ill add and enter you in for the finals.

"are you banks"

What does it mean that "all contestants will be chosen by [you]"? That's an odd disclaimer. And, no offense, but I'd hardly call a fight with downs an "Epic Bout" unless you were referring to the boredom-induced vomiting.

If you're choosing the contestants, how about you target someone who isn't in the shard's top 5% of wealth owners?

It was a lot more exciting than hally cycling and trash talking with a thesaurus in your lap

You wish the legend of my boundless vocabulary weren't true.

Also, don't make me move this to trash. I have the power.

Lol, I bow to your greatness mal

Malikait, all you do is hang out in trash talk and troll others threads.
I know your head is big, literally and mentally w/ your ego.
I choose vets here because I wanna see epic battles.
I know you claim to be the best but why not prove it.
The next match I propose will be Malikait the Great vs Eo.
Pictures speak louder than words.
Leave your Dictionary at home.

You're on. Or...Bob is.

I love how you're scheduling a fight for me vs. someone else. Why don't you duel me if it's your silver on the line? Regardless, I've dueled Eo plenty. I hope you can be patient tho. Could be a few weeks before I can get on next.

My isp sucks right now or id would duel you.
Unlike you I don't care if I win or loose because I don't claim to be the best.
My ping is over 800 atm, but you'll have your chance to face me soon enough.
Although, you've turned down my challenge before.
Lemme know when your ready for a match.

Im calling these bouts off.
congrats to all who have won some of my silver.
Im just sick and tired of hearing so much negativity and criticism.

Im just trying to be nice.
Aww well
I'll still donate some of what I have to the N-S tournys depending on the outcome.

Thanx for playing.........

Two quick points: I've never turned you down and I've never claimed to be the best.

Worst tale of adventure.....ever...