Me and me... 6am tales
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:44 am
As I'm watching YouTube videos like any sophisticated college student does through the wee hours of the night, the infamous me messages me asking if I'd like to have some fun. To which my response is always of course. He fills me in that my BEST friend Zeddmore is running around with 2 other clowns trying to 3v1 him, so he'd like to fight 2v3 and show them how bad they truly are. The details as received are:
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> lulz at hyth balron
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> *F* getting recalled in
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> to help a 1v1
[05:21] <[me]-goodme>
[05:22] <[me]-goodme> got time=
He could have stopped at "lulz at hyth balron".
So of course I bring my beastly geared Eo style trammy PvP bang bang dexxer. The story starts here.
We recall in, and I'm mashing Zeddmore, Freak Show (Detinher), and Chaos (CarNut)'s faces in on my dexxer as me starts wiping the floor with them. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that dexxers can't cast heal and I die. While looting me, me dies as well. 0-2! Special shout out to the balron who did half the damage!
Fortunately for us, we both have 10-15 7xGM chars ready and waiting with gear. We recall in, and these are the results when the three of them were confident.
My poor dexxers body
As displayed in the following screenshot, Freak Show with his 15 vanq war fork and Zeddmore with his uhm... genius... can't fight 2v2, so Chaos recalls in on his alt CarNut after getting ggbbqwtfpwnt on Chaos.
You died like a champ CarNut!
Total score: 4-2 whilst fighting 2v3 <- not a brag, just pointing out they blow
In total the loots involved several vanqs, some regs, pots, raw meat (your mounts were f***ing delicious), and one house key. Wait a second... it couldn't be to... viewtopic.php?f=38&t=54830 Zeddmore's keep, could it? We'll never know. Plus, I can't kick a downy dog while it's already down.
Until next time for a 6am me and me episode!
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> lulz at hyth balron
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> *F* getting recalled in
[05:21] <[me]-goodme> to help a 1v1
[05:21] <[me]-goodme>
[05:22] <[me]-goodme> got time=
He could have stopped at "lulz at hyth balron".
So of course I bring my beastly geared Eo style trammy PvP bang bang dexxer. The story starts here.
We recall in, and I'm mashing Zeddmore, Freak Show (Detinher), and Chaos (CarNut)'s faces in on my dexxer as me starts wiping the floor with them. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that dexxers can't cast heal and I die. While looting me, me dies as well. 0-2! Special shout out to the balron who did half the damage!
Fortunately for us, we both have 10-15 7xGM chars ready and waiting with gear. We recall in, and these are the results when the three of them were confident.
My poor dexxers body
As displayed in the following screenshot, Freak Show with his 15 vanq war fork and Zeddmore with his uhm... genius... can't fight 2v2, so Chaos recalls in on his alt CarNut after getting ggbbqwtfpwnt on Chaos.
You died like a champ CarNut!
Total score: 4-2 whilst fighting 2v3 <- not a brag, just pointing out they blow
In total the loots involved several vanqs, some regs, pots, raw meat (your mounts were f***ing delicious), and one house key. Wait a second... it couldn't be to... viewtopic.php?f=38&t=54830 Zeddmore's keep, could it? We'll never know. Plus, I can't kick a downy dog while it's already down.
Until next time for a 6am me and me episode!